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Queer Bait


A young boy who has the features and attributes, which attract adult, male child molesters. These features and attributes include, but are not restricted to, fair, smooth skin, small physique, a submissive attitude, and naiveté.

Queer bait is also used as a term for super attractive men who attract other men. So, say you’re a gay dude and you’re going to a party and you aren’t super hot yourself, you might want to bring a hot male friend who will attract all the gays. Then you can start chatting up one of them. The other option in this scenario is to fuck your hot friend. He might be straight, but you were once ‘straight’ too, weren’t you?

There’s also a term known as ‘queer baiting’. This is when a politician, pundit, or other public figure brings up the completely irrelevant detail about a person’s sexuality, true or untrue, as a way of subtly channeling homophobia to attack them. This happens all the time in our society. People are constantly nit-picking people’s sexuality, trying to formulate rumors about various people as a way of discrediting them. Another thing that happens all the time is that closeted gay politicians are constantly doing public queer bashing just to keep themselves from being outed. Meanwhile they’re hiring young boys to felate them and sneaking around behind their wives’ backs. Take Rick Santorum for example. That dude is clearly a fag, though not a fag that I’d ever want to hang out with cause he’s so full of self-hatred. He’d also make for terrible queer bait, except with the other self-hating homos.

1. I was at Banana Republic the other day and this dude was trying on all sorts of sweaters that made him look super hot. Like, I’m sure he was gay because I’ve never seen anyone look gayer than this dude did. He would be super hot queer bait.

2. I’m a bit worried about my son. He’s grown up into such a proud little queer and I think he’s amazing. The only problem is that he basically looks like queer bait. He’s small and thin and blonde, but he’s got a hard little body and a tight ass that any dude would probably go crazy for. Also he’s got this beautiful, smooth, fair complexion that he inherited from my side of the family. He looks just like he did when he was an adorable newborn. It’s hard for me to not saying anything to him when he goes out with his friends, dressed in a super tight t-shirt and skinny jeans. He puts glitter in his hair and he wears mascara, just enough to look a little feminine. I’m sure tons of guys between the ages of twenty and sixty are hitting on him on a regular basis. I’m just worried he’s going to be taken advantage of or get his heart broken. And he’s such a genuine person. He needs to toughen up and develop a bigger radar for assholes.

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