Boobs are awesome. Boobs are great. Boobs put a smile on everyone’s face.
Check that out: I just wrote you a little song!
Boobs are one (two) of my favorite things. And I’m not alone; You like them. Your friends like them. Your Dad likes them. You don’t even have to be a man OR a lesbian to like boobs. They are as important a part of our economy as oil. And are even better with a little oil on em! Why, I could go on and on and on and on……