Archive for the ‘Porn’ Category

What Has Porn Taught You?

Friday, September 21st, 2012

If we actually calculated the amount of hours we’ve spent watching porn, we would probably be somewhat disappointed in ourselves since there are way more productive and useful ways we could be spending our free time. Volunteering at a food bank, visiting grandparents, and running marathons, to name a few!

But, don’t’ get down on yourself. Medical Doctors would be the first to say that watching porn is actually very healthy and besides that, it teaches us all sorts of things we would otherwise not know. And important things at that!

Instead of telling you all the things that porn has taught me, I decided to see what people in the twitterverse were being taught by porn.

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Wouldn’t You Love To Watch 3D Porn?

Tuesday, September 18th, 2012

We all know everyone loves a 3D movie. It doesn’t matter how stupid the flick might look, if it’s in 3D, people are going to be waiting in lines to see it! Sure, it is usually pretty damn expensive to produce, but when it’s all said and done, making a 3D movie is worth is, because so many people are going to pay to see it.

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A Deeper Look into After Porn Ends

Wednesday, September 12th, 2012

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The question of what a porn star does after he or she retires is an interesting one. Bryce Wagoner, who directed After Porn Ends, a new documentary that catches up with porn stars who have left the industry, used this as impetus for his new project. “I was working as an actor on a set and some guys were looking at porn… afterwards one of them posted the question: What do porn stars do after porn? That question stuck with me.”

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Rack City Bitch, Rack, Rack City Bitch

Monday, September 10th, 2012

Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch! Some of you reading this are probably really confused, but some of you probably know exactly what I’m talking about. I’m referring to the rapper Tyga’s club banger “Rack City” which pounded through speakers at bars all over the world and left a lot of people wondering where exactly the infamous “Rack City” is, on the map.

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Fuck Steroids! Porn WIll Enhance Your Athletic Ability

Monday, August 20th, 2012

As the Summer of sport is coming to an end and people are still buzzing from Olympic fever, a lot of men and women have decided that it’s their time to get in shape!

Weightlifting was one of those sports I personally watched and thought “holy shit, imagine if I could lift something that heavy! That would be cray cray!” And I’m assuming a lot of you thought the same thing, especially the guys.

Well, good news fellas, your wish has come true and guess what? All you need to do is watch more porn and your athletic performance in weightlifting will increase, guaranteed. Even if your goal is to just buff up, porn will give you the perfect push to do so.

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Giving Up Porn Will Not Make Your Sex Life Better; And We’ve Got Scientific Evidence To Prove It!

Thursday, August 9th, 2012

Don’t be ashamed, most people find it nearly impossible to masturbate without porn and that is completely healthy! We’re all driven by visual stimulation, men more than women, but still.

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Pornography To Become An Olympic Sport

Wednesday, August 8th, 2012

Now that I’ve gotten your attention, I’m going to come clean and tell you that porn is not going to become an Olympic sport! I just thought it would be the easiest way to grab your attention ;-)

Like most of you, I’ve been watching a lot of the Olympics this year and it seems like the topic of conversation comes up a lot around the house, the office, the playground, etc. And although a lot of conversations are about the talent of the athletes, there is also a lot of buzz around the athletes themselves, and their smoking, hot bodies, especially the women. They wear next to nothing in gymnastics and they are bending, turning, and flaunting in all sorts of shapes. They jump in the pool with their teeny, tiny bathing suits, and then exit the pool with soaking wet hair and a strut that could kill. And they get endorsements based on what they look like!

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Win A Seat With LA Porn Tours And Ride Around LA In Style!

Thursday, August 2nd, 2012

If you’re an avid reader of this blog, then you probably already know that we’ve teamed up with LA Porn Tours to give you a chance to win a free seat on the bus! If you have no idea what I’m talking about then you can check out our previous blog and find out for yourself because I don’t feel like writing about it again.

Anyway, the second tour is done and over with and one lucky guy got to experience the LA Porn Tour for himself! FOR FREE! Aren’t you jealous?

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The Porn-Etiquette Dilemma

Wednesday, August 1st, 2012

Question: I have a question regarding pornography usage and browser histories. As a matter of courtesy to my wife (and anyone else who may use our devices), I always clear the browser history on whatever device (computer/iPad) I may have used to view pornography. I’ve always just assumed that she doesn’t want to see “Teen Anal Adventures” or “Lifestyles of the Deep and Fisted” when she logs on to the browser history. However, the other day, she noticed a blank browser history and berated me for “keeping secrets” from her regarding my masturbatory viewings. I thought I was following proper porn etiquette by erasing the browser history. Now I’m not so sure. Your thoughts?

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Sunny Leone Making Waves in Bollywood

Monday, July 30th, 2012

We told you before about Sunny Leone and her big break into Bollywood. Well, filming is done and she’s back in India doing a press tour for the major Bollywood film Jism2 and we’ve got the scoop on what it’s all about. Read on for more, as well as a Sunny Leone pictorial!

 

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