After apprenticing for a few years in the porn biz, I’ve had quite a few illusions shattered about the whole fantasy machine surrounding the industry, but none more so than this post by Izismile that a colleague of mine had sent me earlier in the day (and a Monday morning, no less).
Despite having lived in the East Coast for the last decade or so, I was raised in the West, and my sensibility about what makes my penis drool pertains more to the natural Lululemon sort of look, so I was never a big fan of too much makeup, let alone the exaggerated dolling-up in mainstream porn. There’s some good amateur porn on Orgasm.com. and that’s more my type of content. I know about magazine photoshopping, and I suspected that the makeup in porn was used to hide a few human blemishes while highlighting certain features to up the slut factor, but I never would have thought that it would be a shade under cosmetic surgery.
To see what I’m talking about, let’s take a look at a few specific examples below:
Brenda Moreno
Somehow, post makeup makes me think that Brenda Moreno might pull out a cock mid-scene and ruin the spank sesh, whereas before makeup, Ms. Moreno is just your regular Appalachian methhead.
Mariah Mars
I actually prefer Mariah Mars sans makeup – if I were still in highschool and fucking someone who looks like she’s in her sophomore year, I think that would be morally acceptable.
Even with makeup, Puma Swede looks like Cher (I never understood the MILF thing), but without? Let’s just say that the 70s have been unkind to most of those who lived through it.
Jessica Mor
Just… just, WTF?!? I’ve seen baboons’ asses more symmetrical than Jessica Mor’s botched lip enhancement.
Keira King
Where God gave up, makeup salvages.
Samai
Even makeup gave up.
I am too young to suffer from ED, so I’ll leave it to you brave soldiers to check the girls in the original article. Godspeed.