Man Breaks Into Houses…To Watch Porn

Some people clearly just haven’t caught on to the joys of having their own computer and Internet connection. News broke today of a man in Eugene, Oregon who’s been charged with four counts of first degree burglary, one count of menacing and one count of coercion. What prompted all of these charges? Well, 21-year-old Antone Owens has allegedly been on a spree of breaking into neighbors’ homes and using their computers to watch pornography which he then masturbates to.man-watching-porn-shocked-face

The story goes that Antone studied the schedules of homeowners in his neighborhood and, once he’d established their routines, he’d break in, masturbate to porn on their computers, and leave. One woman is even reported to have caught him in the act. She came home to find lube, towels and a cell phone by her computer which was playing porn. Antone allegedly threatened the woman’s life, grabbed the phone and lube, and fled her home.

Antone Owens is reported as having admitted to a porn addiction. He was caught when he gave a voluntary DNA sample that matched material left at the scene of one of the break ins. While we’re obviously big fans of Internet porn, we do always recommend that you watch porn from the privacy of your own homeā€¦not your neighbor’s. In fact, this may just be our most highly recommended way to watch porn. watching-porn-having-sex

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