It’s a fact that you need to impress a woman from start to finish. Watching free porn might help you a little, but I’m here to tell you more. From the time you first set eyes on her, to the time you slam your hungry man hammer into her warm soft lady treasure for the very first time. You don’t have to succeed at every attempt to impress, but this is the big one, screw this one up and you are taking a one way trip to the awkward boat. Find out if you have what it takes to impress with a snap of a finger.
The secret is in the bra.
No matter what the size, (big tits are better obviously) this trick will work.
Picture this, you are in bed with your lady of the night, and she’s about to look down at your not so gifted weeny, if you are quick enough you can distract her with this move. Quickly before she looks down reach your left hand around her as if to give her a one armed hug. You then feel for the clasp directly in the middle, pinch, usually the hooks are the same, slide up the left side up with your thumb. As soon as that shit pops off, run for the light switch and say something like, “It’s more romantic this way”. She’ll still be so impressed that she won’t even second guess the lights. Your baby dill is now your own little secret (pun intended).
Step 1: Left Arm Reach Around
Step 2: Feel For The Clasp
Step 3: Pinch
Step 4: Push Left Side Up With Thumb
(Optional Step) Dash for the lights.
Now take this advice and enjoy grasshopper!