Just about all sex aficionados have run into this trouble: It’s time to go to the airport. You don’t want to put your favorite sex toys in checked baggage because God forbid they don’t arrive when you do at your destination. However, putting large chains or a ten-inch black dong in your carry-on luggage could prove embarrassing. When possible, some horny travelers opt to bring a scaled-down ho-bag with them on trips. That way, there is still lots of fun to be had, and airport security might hardly give it a second look.
Honestly, it is virtually unheard of that a TSA agent would cause any ruckus at all over a small sexual aid device. They have indeed seen just about everything, and with the vigilance over terrorist threats, there are more important things to watch for. Dildos of a smaller size won’t really raise any eyebrows. As far as vibrators are concerned, one good rule of thumb is to remove the batteries while travelling. They might not set off any official suspicions, but you will feel better knowing that they won’t start purring spontaneously as you carry your bags through a crowd.
One fun trend has been for companies to make sex toys that at first or even second glance look very much like an everyday item. Hairbrushes or wax fruit might conceal a battery that could send someone into orgasmic joy. Women’s makeup items are common- one company offers a powerful water-proof vibrator in the shape of a lipstick. Other slim models come in cases that are fairly nondescript, and could be someone’s case for eyeglasses, for example.
As long as it has a flared base, a butt plug could be shaped like just about anything as well. As with dildos and vibrators, popular camouflage designs for butt toys include fruit and vegetable shapes. When traveling, these might just register as toys for a child or a pet. No one has to be the wiser that you plan on engaging in corn-holing quite literally.
If bondage is your trip, you don’t necessarily have to bring big chains and long lengths of rope. A few scarves packed neatly can serve to blindfold or bond. Bondage tape looks just like packing tape and works wonders.