Don’t even TRY to say that you don’t have a man crush. You do. You just haven’t labeled it as such. See, I don’t have a problem saying that I do. In fact, I have several. I can honestly admit, as a straight married man, that I have many man crushes. Nice caveat huh?
Let’s define the man crush shall we?
He’s a man’s man. A straight-forward guy. No bullshit. No drama. Just a breeze the be around. In a nut shell, you don’t want to fuck him, you just want to hang out with him.
In the movie world I would say that I have a man crush on Brad Pitt (especially after recently watching “Burn Without Reading”), George Clooney (especially after recently watching “Burn Without Reading”), and Tyler Perry. Just kidding about Tyler Perry.
But it dawned on me that I think I have a porn man-crush on Lee Stone. I know this is totally random but it’s true!
Lee Stone’s been in pornotopia since 1999 and in that time has performed in 1,837 adult films. Yeah you read that right. That’s a whole lotta fuckin’. Around here, in free internet porn land, he’s referred to as “elbow dick,” because his dick is so huge it has a middle joint. I would even go out on a limb and say that he is featured in more of the free sex videos we serve up than any other male porn star. According to the internet adult film database he also has 2 director credits to his name.
I’m sure the sheer volume of female conquests add to the man-crush, but I don’t know. Dude just seems cool. Seems like you could show up at his house, hang out by the pool, watch the game, have a beer…whatever, and it would be chill. Of course I feel the same way about George W. Bush. God awful President…but probably pretty fun to party with.
So if you’re out there Lee, give us a call. Don’t be shy. This isn’t weird or anything…we’re just your number one fan.
Ok yeah, that’s kinda creepy…
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