5 of the Greatest Porn Stars of all Time

We have compiled our 1st list of the 5 greatest porn stars of all time based on a number of factors.

1 Celebroty status
2 cult following
3 mainstream recognition
4 sex appeal

Our #1 Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson (born Jenna Marie Massoli is an American entrepreneur and porn actress, she reigns #1 as the world’s most famous porn star and “The Queen of Porn”. She started acting in erotic films in 1993 after having worked as a stripper. But by 1996, she had won the ‘top newcomer’ award from each of the three major porn film industry organizations. She has since won more than 20 adult film awards, and has been inducted into both the X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) and Adult Video News (AVN) Halls of Fame.
Jameson was born in Las Vegas, Nevada. Her father is Lawrence Massoli, an Italian American police officer and program director for KVBC-TV. Her mother was Judith Brooke Hunt Massoli, a Las Vegas showgirl who danced in the Folies Bergère show at the Tropicana Resort & Casino. Her mother died of skin cancer on February 20, 1976, before her daughter’s second birthday. The cancer treatments bankrupted the family and they moved several times, including living in a trailer and moving in with her father’s mother. Her father spent most of his time at work at the Las Vegas Sheriff’s Department, and she became very close to her brother, Tony. She was a frequent entrant in beauty pageants as a child, and took ballet classes. In a featurette on the Zombie Strippers DVD, Jameson indicates she trained in dance for 15 years.

In her autobiography in 1990, while the family was living on a cattle ranch in Fromberg, Montana, she was beaten with rocks and gang raped by four boys after a football game. While still 16 she says she was raped a second time, by Preacher, her boyfriend Jack’s biker uncle.

Jameson also founded the multi-million dollar entertainment company ClubJenna in 2000

Celebrity status 9

Cult following 8

Mainstream recognition 9

Sex appeal 10

#2 Ron Jeremy

Ronald Jeremy Hyatt, usually called Ron Jeremy, an American legend. Nicknamed “The Hedgehog”, he was ranked by AVN at number one in their “The 50 Top Porn Stars of All Time” list. Jeremy has also appeared in non-pornographic films, such as Boondock Saints and Studio 54

Ronald Hyatt was born in Queens, New York to an upper middle-class Jewish family; his father, Arnold, was a physicist and his mother a book editor who served in the O.S.S. during World War II as she spoke fluent German and French. He had an uncle who was a gangster with mafia ties to Bugsy Siegel.

Jeremy a nice Jewish boy from Queens, NY his classmates where former CIA director George Tenet, He earned a bachelor’s degree in education and theater and a master’s degree in special education (he wound up using this degree on a on most of the retards he worked with later in life)He taught special-education classes in the New York City area, and was a substitute teacher for regular classes. oyvay!

He began appearing in pornographic films in 1979 (though he had one previous role in a non-pornographic sex comedy in 1977).

He is well known for his large circumcised penis – claimed by him to be 9.75 inches – and he has gained some notoriety for being capable of autofellatio oyvay! oyvay! (which he first demonstrated on-screen in Inside Seka), though he stated in a 2003 interview that due to his weight gain, all he can do nowadays is kiss the tip of his penis. so why are we ranking this fat pig so highly on our list of greatest pornstars of all time? its precisely because of all that we just said, he is his own cocksucker with a dead-rat looking mustache, a gut that made Al Goldstein look thin (when he still had money to eat) an overall pig who by all recognizing should be nowhere near porn, yet this vile thing had gotten his prick sucked by more actresses and unwitting doe-eyed just off the bus from Wichita girls then anyone else. he is the raining king, weaseling his way into the Guinness Book of World Records for weaseling his way into the “Most Appearances in Adult Films” his listed in the Internet Adult Film Database for more than 1,900 films in which he has performed,oyvay! and an additional 275 films which he directed. By way of comparison, John Holmes our next on the list has only (ha) 384 acting credits listed on the IAFD, Ron has even weaseled his way into even some mainstream films…

Celebrity Status 10

Cult Following 8

Mainstream Recognition 10

Sex Appeal -6

John Holmes # 3

John Curtis Holmes better known as John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd, was one of the most prolific male porn stars of all time, appearing in about 2,500 adult loops, stag films, and pornographic feature movies in the 1970s and 1980s. He was best known for his exceptionally large penis, which was heavily promoted as being the longest in the porn industry, although no definitive evidence of Holmes’ actual penis length exists. Near the end of his life, Holmes attracted notoriety for his involvement in the Wonderland murders in 1981, and eventually for his death from complications caused by AIDS.

Holmes was the subject of several books, a lengthy essay in Rolling Stone magazine, at least two feature length documentaries, and the inspiration for two Hollywood movies, (Boogie Nights and Wonderland).

Celebrity Status 10

Cult Following 8

Mainstream Recognition 7

Sex Appeal 5

#4 Linda Lovelace

Linda Susan Boreman better known by her porn name “Linda Lovelace”, who shot to stardom for her performance of deep throat fellatio in the enormously successful 1972 hardcore porn film Deep Throat.

The reason we love this bible thumping mom next door so much is that much like the cony island hotdog eating contest she just blindsides you with her deep throating abilities, its almost like a involuntary twitch where the moment she sees a cock she drops to hear knees and ferociously attempts to scratch an itch in her uterus via cock down the throat, the fact that she became an anti porn crusader later in life only makes her cockmunching that much more enjoyable..

Celebrity Status 10

Cult Following 8

Mainstream Recognition 10

Sex Appeal 6

#5 Paris Hilton

The rich Roman Catholic cocksucker.

Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981) was an American socialite, heiress, media personality, model, singer, author, fashion designer and actress. but Paris really is a hot pornstar! that’s hot!
Hilton is known for her appearance in a night in paris which won 2005

AVN Awards’Top Renting Release of the Year sex tape. in 2003, her appearance on the television series The Simple Life, her several minor film roles and her role in the horror film House of Wax in 2005, her 2004 tongue-in-cheek autobiography her 2006 music album Paris, and her work in modeling. As a result of several legal incidents, Hilton also served a widely publicized sentence in a Los Angeles County jail in 2007.

Celebrity Status 10

Cult Following 8

Mainstream Recognition 10

Sex Appeal 9

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