Jon Hamm’s Ham

Have you guys ever watched Mad Men? If your answer to this question then you need to drop everything and get on that! If your answer is yes to this question then you know that Don Draper is a total sex pot who every man wants to be and every chick wants to fuck. That hair, those suits, the swagger, he’s got the complete package and Jon Hamm (the actor who plays Draper) is nothing but a sex pot himself, pre and post Don Draper, it doesn’t matter.

I have always fantasized about getting it on with Jon Hamm, and I mean really getting it on. You know, one of those hot and steamy fuck sessions where you lose control of all your inhibitions and her makes you orgasm over and over again, okay I’ll stop there, I’m sure you get the point.

Anyway, one day I was browsing the internet and I came across THIS:

At first I couldn’t believe my eyes. All of these thoughts started running through my head. In our love making fantasies Jon Hamm had a big/perfect dick and this beautiful picture confirmed my hypothesis about Jon Hamm’s member. HE DOES HAVE A BIG/PERFECT DICK and I can see it’s beautiful outline right through his pants.

So not only was it confirmed that Jon’s cock is perfect, but we also now know that he is a firm supporter of going commando. In which the rest of the world is probably totally fine with, but you would think it would be kind of uncomfortable for a guy with something of such epic proportions waggling between his legs all damn day.

But hey, to each his own. And let me get one thing straight, I am NOT complaining. In fact, I couldn’t be happier.

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