Fact: High school seniors watch porn. The ones who tell you they’ve never seen sex movies on the Internet are lying. Most of them have created large spank banks based XXX content they’ve eyeballed online without their parent’s knowledge. But none of them have been so daring as Minnesota teen Mike Stone. After the jump learn how this 18 year old’s prom date was denied entrance to the big dance. Here’s a hint: she’s a 19 year old porn star.
On March 15th and 16th, Mike Stone tweeted Emy Reyes, Megan Piper and a slew of other porn star honeys asking them to accompany him to his senior prom. ABC News reports that Stone wrote, “i have dinner hotel and i’ll give u a massage to”. Clearly, basic English grammar and spelling were not his forte but Orgasm.com gives him an A+ for moxie. Below is a pic of Emy Reyes. Good choice, my man. Unfortunately, the porn star thought he was kidding and didn’t take him up on his offer.
I might have asked Pamela Butt to the prom because 18 year old guys are pretty immature and her last name is Butt. However, Stone’s hard tweeting paid off and Megan Piper agreed to accompany him to his night of drinking too much and puking. Piper the porn star (has a nice ring to it!) told Stone that if he could get her to Minnesota then she’d be his date. Not sure if this is because she doesn’t know where Minnesota is or is in a financial-cul-de-sac and can’t afford it. Stone probably sold his Cal Clutterbuck trading cards to pay for Piper’s flight. Look at her. She’s a 10.
Unfortunately, the union of hot porn star and awkward teenager was not to be. Tartan Senior High School denied Megan Piper access to the prom because of her XXX profession. Making sex movies for a living is apparently too risque for the Tartan Titans. The student body has apparently rallied behind Stone and although he will not get hot limo sex from Megan Piper, he will probably drink too much and barf. Stone will be known as a hero to his classmates. Enjoy the feeling buddy, because once you get to college you’ll be just like every other pimply freshman sulking around campus trying to solicit hand jobs from girls in your poli-sci class who are way out of your league. Unless you become the Chad of your friends, then you might get a handy once in a while.
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