A lot of times I find myself in the precarious position of sitting atop the fence of moral dilemma. And if you know anything about me at all, it should be that I’m clumsy as fuck. Another sex tape controversy. Another “cease and desist.” Another celebrity who’s not going to be able to battle the Almighty-VividKraken.
So I told myself a long time ago; fuck it. I’m going to write fun things at, pretty much the expense of anybody who’s going through something noteworthy. Be it a divorce, jail, rehab, or in this repetitive case, a sex tape. And this weeks star; Country Westerns’ girl-next-door-who-waits-for-you-to-leave-and-fucks-your-man-when-you’re-not-home; Mindy McCready.
A. I’m not a Baseball fan. So I don’t really give a rats ass WHO Roger Clemens is…was…or will soon find himself playing on the usual mishmash of reality shows.
B. Mindy McCready is bat-shit crazy.
The point of this posting is to reveal that somehow someway she was able to get Vivid Entertainment‘s Steve Hirsch (my hero) to DELAY the release of her highly anticipated sex video, where she dishes on not only Clemens, but the other as sundry of celebrities and sports personalities that she has had “relations” with. She also looks like she was pretty fucking hot when it was made.
On one hand I feel bad for Mindy, having followed her on her sobriety path with VH1′s Celebrity Rehab and Sober House, both featuring the busy Dr. Drew Pinski. But then later she apparently (here’s where I get dishy) moved into the home of co-star and hotly debated villainess Kari Ann Peniche (who I have fantasies of punching in the face that I won’t act out on) and forcing her to call in the police to have her removed.
So that kinda makes me say “play ball!”
“We’ve decided to take a little extra time to study all of our documentation and other clearances before we proceed,” Mr. Hirsch said. “I want a chance to review the correspondence from Mindy’s attorney, Adam Dread, and to prepare a proper response to the letter he has sent to us.”
So she wins for now. But history has shown that Vivid is pretty good at covering their asses, and if they have something to release it may very well be within their right to release it. To this I say; Opt in for the payout McCready. Because chances are you you won’t be given a choice in the matter later.
UPDATE!
McCready’s lawyers have apparently made a bunch of demands that Hirsch is laughing at. He is calling them ‘presumptuous.’ Boy would I love to be a fly on the wall in his legal departments war room.
Tags: Mindy McCready, Porn, Sex Tape, Steve Hirsch, Vivid