I don’t want to contribute too much to cliché because I’ve seen quite a lot of it, but it is indeed 2010, and I still don’t have a jet pack or a car that flies. I blame no one in particular though there will always be a part of me that feels like my childhood was lied to. “Space: 1999,” “2001,” and “2010″ are all upon us and all we have to show for it are communicator-like cell phones, and doors that open automatically.
But then the Sex Robot was announced.
I heard about it first at AEE. Then the online mags started writing about it. Then it popped up in Conan O’Brien’s monologue. So now I have been forced to tackle this subject head on, if you get my drift.
Here’s what I know:
Greg Hines, a former employee of Bell Labs created Roxxxy, a sex robot with artificial intelligence (A.I.) that can be programmed with one of five personalities: Wild Wendy, the crazy whore; Frigid Farrah, the exact opposite; S&M Susan, which speaks for itself; Mature Martha, think “experienced” more than saggy; and Young 18+, the setting everyone will use the most, but not admit to. Roxxxy has cables running out of her back which attaches to a laptop that can download software updates, program custom personalities (allowing “wife swapping” later via a online portal) and acts as a command center for all of her functionality. Roxxxy the TrueCompanion will cost between $7k – $9k, with a subscription model still being worked out.
In doing my research due diligence I have found nothing that speaks to my questions concerning, what I believe to be, the most important aspects of a SEX robot. The SEX. Nowhere could I find examples, either in picture form or written description, of what it would be like to fuck Roxxxy. Maybe this is because Mr. Hines has taken a different approach with his unique vision. Apparently the “personalities” include the robot’s ability to interact and engage in conversation, starting with a library of pre-programmed words that builds over time with use and software updates.
My take on this:
The idea of a robot used primarily for sex is a forgone inevitability. We found ourselves closer to the future when word of the Real Doll emerged. If Roxxxy was an advancement of that idea, with a foundation of quality and realism, like the Real Doll but with added features, this would be some really big news. But it’s not. Why on earth would I want my sex robot to talk? Isn’t that the reason for having a robot instead of a wife? Less noise? Why aren’t there diagrams and spread sheets showing the development and creation of the state of the art robot’s vagina, breasts, asshole and mouth? Does the pussy feel real or doesn’t it? If you want a realistic A.I. start with whether or not she screams while being fucked or moans when you cum. And for god’s sake make her at least look like a human being instead of something you blow up. Take a tip from other sex toys and offer a Vanessa Leon, Traci Lords or Sasha Grey edition.
Until then I know where I can find my free full length porn movies , XXX downloads, adult videos and hot sexy smut rags for my pleasure. It may not be a flying car but at least i know it works.
Tags: AEE, S&M, Sasha Grey, Sex Toys, Vanessa Leon