Last night I had a dream I was banging one of the sluts from Jersey Shore. I’m not sure which slut it was, they’re all the same herpes-ridden drunkards. If you’ve had dream sex with one, you’ve had dream sex with them all. I was completely repulsed and cursed myself for not dreaming of someone more attractive like Joslyn James, but it gave me an excellent idea. What celebrities do people want to see naked? Get a load of Wednesday Adams’ tits and many more after the jump.
Posts Tagged ‘Joslyn James’
Celebrities We Want To See Baring Their XXX Parts
Monday, March 12th, 2012
Will Ashton Kutcher’s Mistress (Sarah Leal) Do Porn?
Friday, October 7th, 2011It the world of celebrity sex scandals, a mistress always has her moment to shine. While Demi Moore is off at some spa pouring baby placenta over her wrinkles, there rumors grow about Ashton Kutcher’s affair with twenty three year old Sarah Leal.
With Leal’s extreme hotness, youth, and vacant eyes, we have to ask…with she be the next in the league of extraordinary mistresses to do porn?
The youthful Sarah Leal
Joslyn James Cashes in on Affair with Tiger Woods
Monday, May 3rd, 2010Joslyn James has taken the whole mistress thing to new lows with the announcement of Vivid Entertainments “The 11th Hole” starring the real life Tiger Woods’ mistress in a tell all, between the texts, account of her time well spent.
Tiger Woods Admits to 120 Mistresses
Thursday, April 29th, 2010It’s been awhile since any real Tiger news right? I’m allowed to sneak some in every now and then. Well THIS tidbit is so juicy I’m typing from a life preserver currently.
Joslyn James is Asking for an Apology from Tiger Woods
Friday, February 19th, 2010God, I am so sick and tired of Tiger Woods. Serious. And it’s not even the guy I’m blaming, it’s the sensationalism the story has created. And now we have one of our own jumping into the ring again and stirring shit up. Yes that’s right, I’m talking about former porn star, and mistress number-whatever; Joslyn James.