God, I am so sick and tired of Tiger Woods. Serious. And it’s not even the guy I’m blaming, it’s the sensationalism the story has created. And now we have one of our own jumping into the ring again and stirring shit up. Yes that’s right, I’m talking about former porn star, and mistress number-whatever; Joslyn James.
Veronica Siwik-Daniels aka Joslyn James, adult film performer from 2007 – 2009, and star of a whole 18 film titles is at it again. You will recall how she earlier tried to garnish her 15 minutes of mainstream fame by attacking the entrepreneur who put the faces of the purported mistresses on golf balls, by claiming it was abusive. (Because when you hit a ball with a woman’s face on it what you really want to be doing is hitting the woman).
Now she’s calling her own press releases, claiming Tiger owes her an individual apology.
Wow. You’ve got some balls on you Joslyn. He needs to apologize to you in the same 13 minutes that he apologizes to his wife, his mom and his kids? Wow.
You know who deserves an apology? Me. That’s right! Me. You wanna know why? Because all day every day I write about porn and serve up lots and lots of free internet sex videos, and comment about internet sex videos and free porn. But that means I’m scouring the world, keeping up on what’s going on. And do you know what’s been going on foremost in the minds of everyone in the world? Tiger Woods.
I’m fucking sick of the whole story. I don’t think it was any of our business to begin with. If I see one more goddamn Tiger Woods headline I’m going to fucking scream!
So you hear that Mr. Woods? I’ll be expecting MY apology too. Directly. Face to face.
It would be sooo funny if he apologized to me before Joslyn James…
Tags: Joslyn James, porn star, Tiger Woods