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Charlie Sheen has indeed won, after partying with teen porn sensation Kacey Jordan.
It was reported that Kacey Jordan was the sexy and barely-legal blonde pornstar that was partying with Charlie during a thirty-six hour drug and booze binge that ended with Mr. Sheen being carried into Cedars-Sinai Hospital in 2011. I can't imagine spending five minutes with this sexy and energetic vision of perfection, let alone thirty-six hours. Then again, I'm not working with tiger blood. At a petite five-foot four and a lightweight ninety-seven pounds, Kacey James would be a lot of fun to lift and position in all sorts of interesting ways as you enjoyed her luscious tight, pink pussy. Here's hoping you tell us all about it in your memoirs someday, Charlie!
In her teen porn prime at nineteen!
When Kacey Jordan started in the teen porn industry when she was nineteen, she immediately became one of the hottest names in barely legal movies. Her tiny, perky tits and little ass, combined with her innocent face and cute smile made it unbelievably hot when she took a thick cock in her bald, wet cunt. It must have turned Britney Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline on too, because during their divorce proceedings, he and Kacey were a couple. I wonder if she dressed up in a schoolgirl kilt for him so he could hit her baby, one more time. If so, Orgasm.com wants the sex video!
Kacey Jordan, don't do it! You have so much to live for!
Kacey has had two suicide attempts in the last year alone, forcing many people to come to terms with the fact that gorgeous people might not have perfect lives. On behalf of myself and all of your super-fans, Kacey, let me just tell you that you are beautiful and we want you around for a long, long time. If you ever need someone to talk to, just call me. You might hear me masturbating while we talk, but just ignore that. The important thing is that you hear me tell you that life is worth living!
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