If pornography has taught us anything it’s that women love it when you shoot your load all over their face. This is called a facial and it’s a great way to get your splooge from sticking to the bed, or wherever you’re having sex. After you let loose your canon of white goo, the woman who receives it can daintily wipe it off with a tissue, and you can go watch football while she cleans the house and bakes you a pot roast. Not! Sidenote – we should really bring back that expression and perhaps “cowabunga”. Anyhoo, I’ll put my quest for the revival of 90s slang on hold and present to you the cold hard facts: Do women really like it when you cum on their face?
