After barely stepping into a new year, we already find ourselves in February. Yes, time flies and we must now deal with the much-dreaded Valetine’s Day. However, let’s take a moment to look back into the previous month and dwell upon some pointless sex related content that January oh-so-kindly provided us with. From of-the-moment porn flicks to DIY dildos, Orgasm has got you covered.
1. Trucker Pornos – It’s pretty safe to say that the porn industry is quickly running out of ideas. And what better way to make that loud and clear than by releasing a film titled ‘Flying Pink Pig’? Inspired by a Meals-On-Wheels truck, the film will feature heavy-hitters like Sunny Lane and Erica McClean. Watch this space for an in-depth review.
2. Made To Pleasures – A company titled Made To Pleasures is now providing its customers with the chance of building their own dildo. Choose from length, girth, ribbed or non-ribbed. The possibilities are endless.
3. Agent Provocateur Lingerie – Leave it up to Agent Provocateur to design lingerie that will leave any man drooling on first sight. In their latest efforts,Provocateur has developed a bra and panties that are attached to each other via a midriff band. Not only does the bra feature nipple covers, but the belly band adds a certain je ne sais quoi that I can’t stop looking at.
4. Axe Portugal Rules – Axe, better-known as THE mens deodorant brand (with Old Spice quickly catching up) is offering a nifty little feature on its Portuguese website. Featuring dozens of up-close and personal shots of a semi-naked model, you can browse through her curves in a way that will make you feel as if you were really there. About as close to free porn as you’ll get without having to resort to the real deal.
5. The 3DD Breast Book – For those who can’t seem to get enough of tits in all shapes and sizes, 3DD is for you. By brilliantly combining breasts with 3D technology, you can now spend hours of your day looking at hundreds of different boobs with your nerdy 3D glasses on. A sure-fire way of impressing the ladies.