Miss Delaware can use a break.

After her 15 minutes (31 minutes, to be exact) of fame for winning her state’s beauty crown, the barely legal Melissa King promptly lost it right back after being caught in porn, a charge that she denies, despite the video showing someone who looks exactly like her, named exactly Melissa King. See exhibit A here:

Today she’s reinserted (too early for clever puns?) herself into the headlines once again, ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LAW! Drum roll… (more…)