We’ve all heard of the term “MILF” before…and if you haven’t, then you’ve been living under a rock somewhere! There is nothing hotter than a sexy mom. Most teenage boys first sex fantasies are of their best friends mom, isn’t that right!?
Here at Orgasm.com we just love MILFs, so here is a list of some of our favorite MILF porn stars, in no particular order:
The 2012 Republican National Convention (RNC) is coming up and we all know what that means: porn stars and strip clubs. No, seriously. The RNC is taking place August 27-30, 2012 in Tampa, Florida and hosting 2,286 delegates and 2,125 alternate delegates from across the country. This is along with over 15,000 members of the press all converging on the city of Tampa. So what does this have to do with porn stars and strip clubs? Read on to find out….
Sex is a serious subject these days. Porn watchers are living in controversial times and nobody knows this better than politicians.
More and more news sources are discovering that when politicians rally against porn, it’s because they are avid viewers themselves.
It’s sad that we put such impossible standards on our political figures. In order to lower the bar, orgasm.com has decided to celebrate the politicians that look like porn stars.
Hustler has just a released a compilation porn video, taking the best of the Nailin’ Paylin franchise. It features hottest porn star on earth, Lisa Ann, who has played Sarah Palin or “Paylin” in several movies now: Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? (2008), Obama is Nailin’ Paylin, Letterman’s Nailin’ Paylin, You’re Nailin’ Paylin (2009) and Hollywood’s Nailin’ Paylin (2010). You can check out some of Lisa Ann’s greatest hits on orgasm.com.
There was also talk of a Tiger’s Nailin’ Paylin, but it never materialized – unfortunately, that sounds like a fun one.
The compilation is called Sarah’s Going Rogue. Nice title.
The mega popularity of the Nailin Paylin porn series begs the question – why are people so interested in imagining Sarah Palin getting fucked. She is not a bad looking women and, by politic’s standards, she is smoking hot but there are certainly better looking babes out there. Why not a porn parody franchise of say Snooki for example.
What is it about Sarah Palin? I think it’s because she is conservative and religious and would never be in a porn, nevermind do any position but missionary. It’s the idea that miss goody goody, family values would be, in truth, a horny slut. This is what attracts us.
But it’s more than this. Palin threatens us – those of us who not only watch porn, but do so openly. I mean we don’t do it at work or when you’re kids are around, of course. But you don’t act like you don’t do it. And you are pretty sure that we could be less uptight about it and society as we know it wouldn’t crumble. If people like Sarah Palin had it her way, you couldn’t even look at porn. There wouldn’t be porn – not legally. These Republicans are all for freedom, except when it comes to sex. Then they want us to live in the sexual middle ages. Palin represents this better then anyone, partially because she just never shuts up, but partially because she is hot, because we would like to fuck her, but she won’t let us – in the large social sense, we can’t fuck her, we can’t watch porn openly, we shouldn’t even be allowed to fuck our wives doggy style without feeling like a pervert.
Parody and satire have always been a peaceful way to attack your opponents – and so we hurt Palin where it hurts – in the pussy by degrading a look alike. And, you know what, it feels great!
Hot on the heels of this mind-blowing story, and I mean that…I’m totally not over it, comes a quick addendum that involves the very same company responsible for the RealTouch.
You may recall my half-ecstatic half-ranty blog announcing the date for The X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) annual awards show. Well now we have the nominations ladies and gentlemen! And information on how you can attend…
Ok kiddies I’m giving you plenty of notice here: April 29th is the day the X-Rated Critics Organization has pegged for the 25th Annual XRCO Awards in Hollywood California!
Just as anyone with even the slightest pornabulary could have guessed, Hustler follows up its very successful sexcapade “Nailin’ Palin” with a sequel: “Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin.”
I very well could be aging myself but who amongst my generation didn’t have a gigantic crush on Barbara Eden in “I Dream of Jeannie?” I became a fan during reruns of course, I’m not THAT old, but I think it’s fair to say that Jeannie was the first character on TV to make me feel funny inside. Which is why I am so excited about today’s unveiling of Venom Digital’s “I’m Dreaming of Genie 2.”
