Uh oh. The morality police have been at it again. The War on Illegal Pornography (WOIP) group have apparently gotten their panties all in a twist about the discount website Groupon. You see, Groupon recently offered discounted tour coupons for the San Francisco Armory.
Signs are mounting to indicate that Disney might be expanding their thematic palate in the near future. Rumors of Disney looking to lease a warehouse at 16th and Folsom have inundated the blogosphere in recent days – an area that’s well known as a venue for shooting bondage porn aka right next door to Fucking Machines studios. Who said that Disney would never meet the likes of Jenna Jameson?
That isn’t to say that Mickey Mouse will be getting a dick any time soon (not that we’d be opposed to such a thing). A realtor who talked to the SF Chronicle speculated that Disney would be interested in this particular location for a far simpler reason. They’re quoted as saying that the “hip, cool, artistic vibe of the mission” probably appealed to the animation giant. Yeah, because those are the first adjectives that come to mind when someone mentions the Jonas brothers.
Hip, artistic and cool might apply to Disney spoofs such as “Poke her hot ass” however, and you can only hope that’s where Disney is going with this. After all, who wouldn’t pay for some Disney animated porn? Sounds like the perfect modern update on the free sex videos that are swimming in cyberspace at the moment. Either way, the idea of Disney getting naked is too hard to resist.