Archive for February, 2011

Lipstick Lesbians

Saturday, February 19th, 2011

There are dozens of lipstick lesbian porn sites on the internet. These are sites with hot looking, triple D sized boobed blue eyed blondes that usually fake going down on their equally beautiful blue eyed blonde female lovers. They are called lipstick lesbian sites because the women on these sites are rarely lesbians and their makeup is always fresh and artistically applied and their fingernails beautifully manicured.

But if you Google the term you will see that the term has been adopted by very feminine and fashionable lesbians.

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These women don’t look like lesbians, they look like girls in free porn. They arenít wearing plaid shirts and grabbing imaginary dicks when they talk. They are usually the type of woman that men find unapproachable because they look like they just like the arm candy one finds on the arm of some man from GQ. But if a man does get the balls to come on to a lipstick lesbian and she rebukes him he will ask regroup and ask her to prove it by letting him watch, sitting in a chair in the corner of the room, as she kisses or fucks her lover. Of course if she still refuses it is almost assured that he will use the line that he should have been born a lesbian because he loves licking pussy so much.

Although it is hard to get men to accept the fact that a lipstick wearing lesbian prefers girl on girl and not girl on girl on guy action it is sometimes even harder for them to be accepted by other lesbians.

Some card carrying lesbians believe that a feminine persona shown in fashion magazines and in hit T.V. shows is part of a plan created by men to keep women from achieving their full potential. These radical thinkers also believe by wearing makeup it is endangering a womanís civil rights.

These type of gay women are as narrow minded as the people that think all lesbians have a closet full of strap on harasses and dildos of varying sizes, colors and shapes. And even though most lesbians wonít admit it they do own and use a strap on harness, and regularly use it, fucking their lover with the biggest double ended they can find, this is the type of video and photos one will find on most lipstick lesbian porn sites.

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Car Sex

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Every couple-bi, hetero or gay-knows how boring a long car ride can be. XM radio, cooler full of cold sodas, CDs not withstanding, long drives can be filled with a lot of sameness even if there are great sights to see and places to stop. The prudish couple wouldn’t dare risk it, but for the more sexually adventurous or just one’s with a little more active libido-or on a first date-a little sexual activity between partners could make the drive a little less tedious and the interior of the car a little warmer and a lot more like free porn.

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It doesn’t necessarily need to be said how far you and your partner might want to go, how much of your clothes will be flipped off, when and where you might pull over, if you pull over at all; usually the specifics are worked out as you drive and touch and tickle. Road head is usually where it all starts. Though certainly a dangerous pursuit, no male drivers is about to complain about this specific distraction. Best that the couple engaging in a quick driving blow job stay to deserted back roads or get to the side of the road just before the man comes.

The driver will want to steer clear of potholes as well. It’s always hotly debate whether backseat gropping or front seat necking is hotly is best. While the backseat certainly offers lovers room to stretch out without the worry of as steering wheel in one’s hip, it is doubly hard to extricate one’s self from the backseat if the police decide to pull over an roust you from your make-shift love nest. Car sex need not only be in the car to. There is a nice warm expanse of the hood awaiting the horny couple and in a deserted parking lot or in the middle of a field, the hood of a car, while slippery to some, can be the very best place to fuck on.

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So many people can recall their very first sexual experiences being in cars or the car’s radio providing the soundtrack to their very first awakenings of love and closeness with another human being. Our cars are more then just transportation, for some they were the only private spaces we had to be alone with the guy or girl we loved and the very first place some of us got to see the alluring naked body part of a person we were infatuated with.

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How To Get The Girl

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

Feb 16 orgasm.com1If you perceive yourself well and have a strong inner game, that will captivate your outer game and others will perceive you better. To get a girl, a one night stand, or a night that resembles something out of a free porn clip, it does not require life changing decisions, rather, small doses of minor risk taking with enthusiasm about life, all while rocking a sexy smile. Follow these tragedies and you’ll be just like Vinny Chase in a month’s time.

Get off your ass: This is totally crucial in getting a girl to notice you. I realize that getting you nice ass to the gym can be more than just a physical battle, but, you’ll immediately notice a positive change in your mindset. You will feel better, see yourself as sexier and start making healthier decisions.

Be more outgoing: It’s easy to spot the life of the party. He is usually surrounded by a crowd and displays high volumes of energy. While not everyone has to be the center of attention, you can use the same principles to make yourself more outgoing.
1. Get involved. If you start off involved in the discussion, you’re more likely to stay involved.
2. Wait for something relevant to seize the floor.
3. Stand straight and strong and protect your voice, use hand gestures and keep a smile on your face.
4. Physically involve your audience. LIterally move people around or use them as characters.

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Feel fresh to be fresh: If you don’t feel fresh, you wont get a girl to believe you’re fresh. The best way is to keep your fashion game up to date. Once a week you should buy yourself something new, whether its small or bigger. This will help you stay mentally involved.

Keep it current: One of the most powerful weapons to getting a girls attention is the ability to adapt socially to any situation. If you want to be able to talk effortlessly, you need to know or have opinions about celebrities, viral moves, TV shows, etc, that you might otherwise not give a shit about.

Adapt a “nothing to lose” attitude: Strong game comes from a series of risk taking. If you ditch your fear of rejection, you win. Obviously this is easier said than done, but the more risks you take, the less you fear. This mindset will also allow you to analyze what works and what doesn’t.

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Why Bad Girls Are Not As Good As They Sound

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

As young boys, most of us were conditioned to believe that in order to get the girl, we must act like hero’s and prove ourselves to be “real men”. Much like in those fairy tales about dragon slayers, we spend much of our lives doing everything in our power to become alpha males with hefty bank accounts and dashing good looks.

In this day and age however, women have become well-aware of our constant fight for power and know that deep down, we’d much rather be sitting at home in our boxers watching free porn. In retaliation, the opposite sex is now testing us all by becoming full-fledged man eaters. Below, I’ll cover some of the most popular species of ‘bad girls’. Perhaps by making yourself aware of this dangerous clan, you’ll be able to have a better grasp of your manhood and not be overshadowed by the gentler sex (who is far from ‘gentle’ these days).

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She’s A Gold-Digger – A gold-diggers main objective is to land a man who can serve as a provider. In her deluded mind, all she wants is to find a man who can provide her with everything her parents never did. They’ll want expensive cars, mansions and designer goods. Failure to provide her with any of these things will ensure she makes your life a living hell. Regardless of her past as a porn star, gold-diggers want a life of luxury and “class”.

The Drug Addict – Often on a perma ego trip from taking every substance she can get her hands on, a drug-addict will be on the constant lookout for a partner who has enough money (and poor judgment) to serve as a provider. To get it, they’ll put out, suggest a threesome and sell themselves in the only way they know how.

The Sex Withholder – What better way to have her cake and eat it too than by withholding one of the only expectations held by her partner – sex. The sex withholder most probably had her femininity hurt at some point in her life and now strives to prove herself by being in control of the deed.

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The Best Men’s Underwear

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Feb 15 orgasm.com1When it comes to any purchasing decisions made by men, it comes down to an analysis of 4 factors:

1. Will this help me get laid?
2. Comfort
3. Style
4. Cost

This is particularly true when it comes to picking out underwear. It is the only piece of underwear exclusively intended to be seen by a chick who is hopefully reaching for your cock. At that point, of course you want to validate your desirability and good taste, but good underwear also have to be functional. Trust me, those guys in free porn have it easy. They could be wearing rags and the girls will still fuck the shit out of them. But you’re going to have to work a little harder. Ultimately, comfort is key. No man wants to be constantly thinking throughout the day about how his balls feel uncomfortable. SO, for both comfort and sex appeal, the boxer brief was created and here is a look at the best boxer briefs for men:

Uniqlo regular rise boxer brief: This pair has zero external branding, an excellent fit, jade a multitude of nominal but stylish designs and patterns, most importantly it wears well, and is inexpensive. However, there is no online ordering and the only retail store is located in Soho, NYC.

Calvin Klein classic boxer brief with button fly: Calvin Klein is the gold standard for men’s underwear. The fabric is exceptionally comfortable and they look just right. They give off sex appeal and have a phenomenal fit.

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Top Man Trunks: Top Man is the male version of the British retiling sensation Top Shop. The boxer briefs can be hit or miss, but there are enough choices and some definite winners.

J.Crew boxer brief: The fabric is most comfortable and the logo is neither shameful or as weak looking as Ralph Lauren. Black is definitely the way to go.

Armani Exchange square cut brief: Unless you’re a ripped, gay and/or a guido, a good rule of thumb. However, their boxer brief is much silkier than any others on this list, which can often be a nice change of pace.

American Eagle: This is an instance of a pretty boxer brief, especially for the price, however, it is ruined by the logo. While the words “American Eagle” could not be printed any larger on the waistband, this will work for guys in college and high school, but that’s it!

Sex Tips For Bored Couples

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Good news to all of you married souls out there! Unlike the popular belief that the majority of eloped couples lead close to inexistent sex lives, science has once again stepped up to the plate and revealed that short of having to resort to free porn every night, married men have more sex than their single counterparts. And before you ask – yes, with their wives. Mistresses are so last year.

In thinking about married people having sex and daily orgasms, I decided to break down a few tips and tricks on how to handle the art of in & out when children and old age are concerned. After all, your college dorm days are far from over my friends.

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Communicate Effectively – If you and your partner find yourself with a dwindling sex life, consider your current communication methods. One of the best ways to keep your sex life – well, alive – is to be verbal about your preference in the sack. If you liked to be touched in a certain spot or try a new position, then by all means, let your significant-other know. Only then will you be able to be in the same page.

Give To Receive – One of the biggest complaints amongst married couples is the lack of appreciation between husband and wife (or husband & husband, wife & wife…whatever floats your boat). If you think that your love life is no longer what it used to be, consider showing your partner some appreciation, even if only for their seemingly small, everyday tasks. You’ll be surprised to see how easy it will be to get some cunnilingus or daily blow jobs after a few tokens of appreciation.

Try Someplace New – A big part of what makes porn so exciting is the fact that it can happen anywhere, at anytime. Just ask the pizza delivery man. If you’re looking to add some of that spontaneity to your own love life, try following suit and opting for less-than-traditional boning spots. The shower and dining room table are great options. Just be 100% positive that your kids are not around – or won’t show up mid-act and be scared for life.

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Holland’s Porn Channel For Women

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

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Ouuuuuaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!! I fucking love the Netherlands! I have to move there. Why are they so sexually far ahead of us?

Well, that superb country recently got their first porn channel for women, and it is doing well. Of course it is!, for what I have we learned over the years, girls and boys? Everybody loves porn!

The channel is called Dusk, and it claims to be the first in Europe offering a constant stream of softcore and hardcore porn for women.

“We call it porna,” said Martijn Broersma, the founder of Dusk, “to give the idea that it’s porn made for women, something different from traditional porno.”

The channel actually got it’s real start three years ago, but it’s stuff is now featured 24 hours a day, seven days a week on three different Dutch networks. In sum, it’s exploding in popularity. It offers up a lot of different content, from S&M porn to “Matinee,” an award-winning drama made by the erotic US filmmaker Jennifer Lyon Bell.

“Holland is lucky to have Dusk. There is definitely a market of under-served women [in the United States] who would love to have something like this,” said Bell. ” There is a revolution going on right now in alternative and feminist porn, and yet there aren’t a lot of outlets for it to be sold.”

“A revolution in porn.” Bless your heart, Bell: you’re a genius for speaking those words. Have I mentioned that Bell was educated at Harvard in psychology? She’s now working out of Amsterdam. I am glad she has found at least one outlet for her projects.

Some of the other popular flicks on the channel include My Mother’s Best Friend, Barcelona Sex Project, and The Gift. All superb films, all awesome for women.

When is the US going to learn that half the market is still waiting?

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Fashion Mistakes That Are Keeping You From Getting Laid

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

Feb 14 orgasm.com3Men are interesting creatures. More so than we’re given credit for. For instance, instead of a guy taking some time to develop a better sense for what additional style he can use in order to get him some more ass, he would rather empty his wallet at a bar for a chick who looks like a porn star and is only going to use him for drinks to she can find the liquid courage to approach the guy who looks very fashionable. Sure, you’ve gotten laid a few times, but you could actually more capable of getting more booty then you think. Here are five male fashion mistakes that will leave your dick in your hand at the end of the night:

Sideways hat: If you’re not in the tenth grade you need to stop wearing your hat anywhere but to the front. Shop to find a hat that compliments the shape of your head. A Yankee fitted hat is a sure win and tells the ladies you are classic and fashionable.

Short sleeve button down: There are only two people who can get away with the short sleeve button down and that’s Michael Bolton from Office Space and Dwight Schrute from The Office. For everyone else, there is nothing funny or cool about your off white attire. If you really like to short sleeve button down, try instead a full length sleeve button down and then fold the sleeves up to your elbows.

Hair with too much gel: Although Pauly D is making some serious cash from his gravity defying style, you must understand that before the show, he wasn’t impressing anyone outs of his small guido community. Instead, keep your hair lightly styled while clean and shaped on the edges.

Affliction: This may be the most fool proof way to commit social status suicide. You will look like a tool and everyone will think so. So, just don’t wear one.

Matching too well: If your shoes, hate, belt, undershirts, and jacket are all the same color your throwing up red flags. If they feel you care more about matching then them, you will never get laid.

Follow all these tips guys and you will be sure to get laid. Well, maybe not for sure, but you will have a better shot at it.

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Sensual Valentine’s Day Ideas

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Feb 11 orgasm.com2I hate to break it to ya guys, but Valentines Day is the one day out of the year that you need to throw your piggish tendencies aside and act like the loving and romantic man our ladies want us to be. So, put your porn aside for the next couple of days and get thinking. Not only do you want to be the romantic and loving type, but you also want to be the guy who stepped outside the box, who dared to do something a bit more kinky, and the guy who really impressed his woman.

Prolonged foreplay: When was the last time you engaged in prolonged foreplay that did not cultivate with penetration? We often underestimate how important it is to warm her up, make her feel special, and ultimately, have her so turned on that she’s begging for more. Sometimes the anticipating is hotter than the climax. Finally, if the idea of prolonged foreplay without leading to penetration is painful, think of it this way: There’s no better time than Valentine’s Day to make the sacrifice, and she’ll remember it for the rest of the year.

A warm bath: Fill the bathtub with rose petals and scented oils, which will help her relax and prep her body for what’s to come. Play some sensual music, dim the lights and light candles and make sure that you are clean before stepping in with her. There’s nothing that kills romance more than bathing in your own filth.

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Massage oils: Shop around for some oils that come packed with flavor. Whatever type you prefer, you can rub down her body and lick off the remains.

New location: Sex on Valentine’s day? Oh wow, how original! The solution here does not involved modifying the act, but rather, involved modifying the location. For a real rush, consider public sex. The facts that it’s taboo and the fear of getting caught will allow you to completely release your inner kink.

Feed her: Try increasing your libido with food. Cutting up fruits like strawberries, melons, apples and chocolate can only serve to make the sexy fun more fun.

Blindfold her: Blindfold her and present her with different scents, making her guess which each one is. Make one of them an actual gift of perfume.

Buy her lingerie: Most men find this difficult, so they don’t. In reality, who cares what you buy because you’re just going to tear it off anyway.

Chocolate: What would this day be like without chocolate? Try melting it on each other and devour it off every inch of each other’s bodies. Try and incorporate it in any way you can because chocolate truly is the key to her heart.

Shaving The Beaver

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Shaving your girlfriend’s pubes can be an experience more gratifying than stumbling across a quality free porn site. However, going about this ancient skill requires confidence and a certain know-how that not every man is blessed with. Failure to perform this correctly could result in something I like to call (UPC) – that’s short for unfounded pussy complex. Doing it correctly on the other hand, will ensure that your ladie’s vag is trimmed to your exact specifications and that sex will be that much hotter. Read on for a breakdown :

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Required Prep-Work - First things first, do not just jump into it and casually ask if you can shave her beaver. That is relationship suicide. She will either think you’re a total pervert with some weird pube fetish or she’ll take it an insult that her vag is too bushy. Start by complimenting it with words like: sexy, pretty and delicious. Calling it a “pretty fish taco” won’t do. You can then proceed to give her enough oral sex to prove just how into her you really are.

Suggest By Example – One of the best ways to get your girl comfortable with the idea of a bare beaver is by displaying your neatly trimmed package in all its glory. After all, you can’t expect her to fall into you shenanigans if you can’t even handle your own bush. Once that’s taken care of, bring up your newly trimmed nut-scruff and try to get her opinion on it. Ask her if it made sex feel any better and if you should stick to that “hairstyle” from now on. This talk will eventually lead her into asking you about her own bush, in which case you finally suggest playing barber.

Time To Party – Now that you’ve gotten her ready to slip into the shower or bathtub, it’s time to make your move. Make sure to keep a razor around so you don’t have to casually leave to go grab one (new blade, preferably). That would just look sad. Now, have her sit with her ass between your thighs and proceed to apply plenty of shaving cream. As for direction, always go for grain down. You don’t want to end up cutting her lady bits.

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