A flood of talentless reality losers trying to make a name for themselves in the Adult Entertainment Industry has come out full steam as Patricia Krentcil, ‘The Tanning Mom’, attempts to sign a deal with a major pornography company.

Krentcil, who’s skin is a deep dark bronze from overly frequent visits to the tanning salon, was hurled into the spotlight mid 2012 after her daughter obtained a sunburn on a sunny day, but was accused of bringing her right into the tanning booth where she got the burn. Internet memes shot up over night because of Krentcil’s leathery looking skin, but eventually a grand jury chose not to indict her on charges of endangering the welfare of a child, and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie signed a bill into law which banned minors from tanning.

When Farrah Abraham’s ‘leaked sex tape’ was recently signed to Vivid Entertainment, Krentcil thought she had a chance with the big company as well, because she proceeded to send 100 semi nude photos to TMZ and an email to Vivid Entertainment’s President Steve Hirsch stating:

“I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah! Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper. Contact me back if you’re ready to talk serious cash and rock the world.”

To which Hirsch replied:

“Unfortunately we don’t have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you’ve ever done on a tanning bed.”

But the publicity caught someones attention, as Lucas Entertainment, a company that produces a series of male gay porn videos called “Kings of New York,” has offered her a non sex role. The role is to be a cameo, where she is to be fully clothed and paid $1000 for a few hours of work.