A suspended Tallahassee, Florida lawyer, combat veteran and electronic music producer is fighting for the right to marry the love of his life. Mark “Chris” Sevier says that shortly after he met his love, he was addicted, maybe even in love. The pair have become inseparable over the years and Sevier just wants the pair to be able to marry each other and live happily ever after. His love, is his laptop computer.

“Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women. Naturally, I ‘fell in love’ with my computer and preferred having sex with it over all other persons or things, as a result of classic conditioning upon orgasm.”

When Sevier purchased his Apple laptop computer he claims that he attempted to type Facebook into the browser window but instead made a typing error which somehow lead him to Fuckbook, a social community for adults only that allows nudity unlike Facebook. This is what he claims started his addiction to pornography. Sevier previously tried to sue Apple saying that they are to blame for his porn addiction as they sold the laptop without porn filters built in. He believes that Apple should have warned him that watching online pornography could alter his reward cycle.

Unfortunately for Sevier, Judge Robert Hinkle has denied his request to marry his sweetheart. In a 24-page motion filed in Florida he claimed to represent other minority sexual orientation groups. Sevier said that, if gay people..

 ”have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object.”

 

These aren’t the only times Sevier, who in Tennessee was suspended from practicing law due to mental infirmity or illness, has been involved in some outlandish legal matters. He recently filed a 50 page motion in relation to a Utah gay marriage case claiming that he was there to make the court “put up or shut up” on the issue of gay marriage. In 2013 he was arrested for stalking country singer John Rich of Big & Rich as well as a 17 year old Ben & Jerry’s ice cream shop employee. Also, when A&E fired Phil Robertson from it’s TV show Duck Dynasty for making anti-gay comments, Sevier attempted to sue A&E as well as President Obama.

Whether Chris Sevier and his computer are able to ever get legally married, we at Orgasm.com hope that they will visit us! Although we don’t have any ‘Man with Laptop’ porn but we have tons of other awesome porn videos free on our website!