To Manscape Or Not To Manscape: That Is The Question
This article was written exclusively for Orgasm News by relationship Expert Chrystal Rose
We’re going to talk about a subject that some women have a hard time bringing up and some men aren’t entirely aware they need: Manscaping.
Let’s get this clear. I’m in no way trying to say that you should run around looking like a hairless dog (though that’s your prerogative if you’d like to), but a little polishing of the family jewels now and then won’t kill you and could very well get you more action.
Personally, I love to please my man. When he’s turned on– I’m really turned on, and I’m happy to spend all day down there…Unless…I’m battling a forest to do so. Then, I’ll mostly avoid it and any time I do spend down there is very, very brief. Major turnoff.
The Hazards
1. No one likes getting hair of any kind in their mouth. It’s annoying. Now, not only do you run the risk of getting a hair (or several) in your mouth, but the hairs down there are coarse and well, gross. Not pleasant.
2. It smells. Hair carries a scent, the more hair you have the more scent it retains. Know how you are running around all day sweating? Guess what, that lingers in your hair. Freshly showered or not, it doesn’t take long for the smell to come back.
3. It just looks gross. Trust me, your junk will look so much more attractive clean cut.
Ready to try it out?
Step One: There’s this amazing invention called a razor. Purchase one.
Step Two: Shave both the base of your shaft and your balls. Just do it. And no, I’m not going to give you a step-by-step of that. You’ve been shaving your face long enough! Apply the same technique to your nether regions.
Step Three: Trim the hedges. Yes, your bush. You don’t have to shave that all off– Just trim it down so it looks nice and neat. BONUS: After this step you’ll notice your package looks bigger!
Step Four: Yes, you still have to shower regularly.
Step Five: Show it off! Now that you’re all cleaned up, let her get a look at the goods.
Manscaping may be the key to getting more blow-jobs and maybe even more action in general. Trust me, she’ll appreciate it!
And ladies, if you’re rocking a bush reminiscent of an 80′s afro puff, it may not be a bad idea for you to do a little trimming, waxing or shaving yourself. Hell, you may even see a bit more action!
About Chrystal Rose
Chrystal is successful author, businesswoman and blogger. She recently wrote a book Unfaithfully Yours: Confessions of a Cheating Bitch which was described as Tucker Max meets Chelsea Handler. You can check out her blog: www.xtalrose.com and Twitter her: @Xtal_Rose
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