Orgy is a well-known term, especially to anyone between the ages of 21-15, or 45-65. Simply put, an orgy is a large or small group of people getting together and fucking. It could be 3 or 4, or it could be 50, the only important thing is that everyone is fucking or getting fucked, by everyone else. They also come in all kinds of gender equalities and inequalities. For example, quite often an orgy occurs at a swingers party, where five to ten married couples will get together and have a giant group fuck in the middle of someone’s living room. Conversely, sometimes an orgy will occur between one female and 14 males. We call that type of orgy organization ‘gender bending,’ as the female usually spends most of her time bent over on all fours, getting prodded like a pin-cushion.
In German porn, a common term for gender-bending orgies is “BlitzCraiging.” The name comes from the fact that most of these orgies are initiated on sites like Craigslist, and also the idea that an army of men will concentrate all the force of their cocks, and penetrate through a single enemy line (female orifices) at swift and sudden speed.
Among the orgy community, there are some common rules about conducting group fucks, especially for the happily married couples out there who are looking to spice things up with some experimentation. First of all, never EVER fuck other couples that you know from work, your child’s daycare, or church. These communities are too small, and no matter how great an orgy is, someone is bound to feel awkward the next time you see each other. Also, somehow, kids notice. Even if they don’t know exactly what happened, the minute their father walks into the classroom on parent teacher night and smiles at their teacher, that child will know they fucked.
That brings me to another rule. Try to fuck people your own age. There is nothing worse than showing up with your saggy tits and grey, stretched underwear, with your wife and her wrinkly face, only to find out you’re about to fuck a twenty year old person trainer and his yoga instructing girlfriend. As hot as it may sound, it’s embarrassing as hell.
The third and final rule for a successful orgy, if you’re single, then don’t fuck a heterosexual couple. If you’re bending a hot blonde over the edge of a hotel bed and fucking her as hard as you can from behind, it’s kind of hard to keep an erection when her boyfriend is sitting in the corner either masturbating, or clenching his fists and grinding his teeth. There is a simple equation to remember, 1 + 1 + 1 = fun.
The preventative equation follows: 1+ 2= awkwardness for you.
1. Jason convinced himself that if he fucked Steve while Sara watched and masturbated, it would be an orgy. It wasn’t; it was just gay sex.
2. You’ve heard the saying, never bring a knife to a gun-fight. Well, there is another saying that goes, never bring a condom to an orgy.
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