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An acronym for Bondage, Discipline, Sadism and Masochism, or Bondage, Dominance, Submission, and Masochism.
Basically, in a BDSM relationship, one person is the Top, and the other person is the Bottom. The Top is the boss and can do whatever he or she wants. If you’re the Top, and you wanna cover your Bottom’s genitals with melted candle wax, go right ahead. You wanna tie her up and smack her in the face with your dick? Step right up and smack away. Drape it right in her eye if you want. Wanna make her smell your farts? We hope you ate something nasty, because she’ll be nose deep in your methane faster than you can say Blow Me. But at some point, some kind of fucking should happen.
There is no correlation between gender and the role one plays in a BDSM relationship. Either the Top or the Bottom may be male or female, and while we think it would be fun take turns, most serious practitioners of BDSM have a natural role, either Top or Bottom, that they prefer to play. People who enjoy playing either role are known as “switches.”
Because BDSM scenarios are frequently stressful for the Bottom, safewords are employed. Whenever the Bottom says the safeword, all BDSM activities must stop. Need a new safeword? May we recommend “Orgasm.com.”
1. Jill asked me if I would like to try to some BDSM games. I said “sure,” so she tied me to the bed and went shopping.
2. Gail and I went to a BDSM club last night. We were disappointed to find out it stood for Beverages Drunk from Soiled Mugs.
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