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Real Life Sex Addicts

Monday, January 31st, 2011

After the whole Tiger Woods spectacle, the term ‘sex addict’ became as banal as catching the common cold. A man accused of cheating on his wife, was no longer just committing infidelity, he had a psychological condition that was thought to be as menacing to society as a full-fledged criminal. Lock him up in rehab and hide the women!

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Jokes aside, the concept of sexual addiction is still up in the air. While some psychologists are firm believers in the possibility of being addicted to sex, others see it as complete and utter rubbish. After all, if watching porn and cheating on your wife was indicative of a psychological disorder, 80% of men would living in a mental asylum.

Given the fact that I know plenty of self-professed perverts, I figured I’d ask them if they would consider themselves to be sex addicts. If there was anyone who would be honest about it, it would be them. Read on for some of my findings.

Andrew, 27

On why he could be classified as a sex addict: “I’ll confess to having thrown the occasional golden shower party around town. What you call “gross” I call “hot”, so sue me. As for needing to sex all the time, let’s just say that if I go without it for more than two days I become borderline suicidal. Shit, do I have to to go to rehab now?”

Tina, 24

On why I think she’s a sex addict: “Give me a break. Just because I’ve fucked a few strangers after having just met them at the bar that doesn’t mean I’m a sex addict. So what if I like outdoor sex? Now that think of it though, I do think about sex pretty much all day, every day. But who doesn’t? Right? That’s not porn star proportions

Bubba, 32

On how many sex partners he’s had in the past six months: “Hmm, I’m not sure to be honest. I’d say around 30? Is that bad? I do use protection every single time. I just get bored really easily. I can’t help it. Go ahead and call me a sex addict.”

Best-Selling Sex Books

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

For those who are looking for a bit of a break from all that free porn, how about switching to books for a change? Short of boring, these titles will provide you with all the sex you crave while enhancing your vocabulary at the same time. Talk about killing two birds with one stone! Below, we have have broken down some of Amazon’s (as in Amazon.com) best-selling titles focusing around the subject of intercourse.

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1. 365 Sex Positions: A New Way Every Day for a Steamy, Erotic Year by Lisa Sweet – What better way to start out the new year than with a book filled with new and exciting sex positions? Featuring everything from the ‘Pogo’ to the ‘G-Spot Striker’ you’ll never run out of options again.

2. Hot and Steamy: Sizzling Sex Stories by Darren G. Burton – The third in the highly acclaimed ‘Hot and Steamy’ series, Sizzling Sex Stories is just that. Packed full of erotica, these are bound to inspire you to try out some of your wildest fantasies.

3. Oral Sex He’ll Never Forget: 52 Positions and Techniques Guaranteed to Blow Your Man Away by Sonia Borg – An oral sex manual for alpha females who like to be in control, this book will teach you all the tricks of fellatio that will be sure to keep your man on his toes. With over fifty options – from sex toys to mouth movements – you’ll be sure to find something your partner will love.

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4. The Dirty Little Kindle Book Of Sex Quotes by Mark Zedler – If you’re like me, there’s nothing like a good sex quote to get you all hot and bothered. With over 30 different categories, the book features quotes by everyone from Ken Hammond to Kevin Coster. My personal comes from the iconic Marilyn Monroe who once said, “It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on”. Cheeky.

5. The Anal Sex Position Guide: The Best Positions for Easy, Exciting, Mind-Blowing Pleasure by Tristan Taormino – Whether you’re an anal sex enthusiast or merely exploring the territory, this anal sex positing guide will be sure to provide you with all the information you need to know on playing the flip side. From safety precautions to first-time positions, no question goes by unanswered.

The Craziest Sex Headlines of 2010

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

Jan 4 orgasm.com1As each year passes, it seems that the headlines during those twelve months get more and more crazy as the years go on!

In 2010 there were so many random and hilarious sex incidents that made headlines all over the world. Here is a look at some of them:

1. A man chopped off his own dick with a knife. Why you ask? Well, after he spent five years in prison in Spain for a violent crime, he wanted to avoid being deported back to his home land of Kazakhstan. So, what did he do? He chopped of his manhood so they couldn’t bored him on a plane to go back home.

2. We have all seen guys who constantly date the same type of girl. Some guys constantly date girls that fit the same and only criteria. But, what if a guy takes it one step further and actually has a doll replica of his ex made for only $18,000. No biggie! The construction of the sex doll took forever because he had to re create all of her details to a t, down to her nails and teeth.

3. When a 54 year old woman met her biological son that she gave up for adoption, the two of them decided to revisit the last place he saw her- her vag. He was 33 and the consensual sexual relationship lasted 18 months. Apparently she made the first move by laying next to him in bed and now she’s facing a year in jail for incest and having to register as a sex offender.

4. We’ve all been in those positions where we wish we couldn’t see the person we were having sex with, but what if you actually went temporary blind every time you had an orgasm. For one man this was just the case. Luckily doctors eventually figured out it was related to blood flow and were able to solve the problem.

5. The Berns hotel in Stockholm provides all kinds of amenities for hotel guests including sex toys, free porn, and handcuffs.

6. The sex store Pleasures in Alabama became the first adult store to offer drive thru services. The shop plans to cash in by selling whips, lube and vibe through the sliding window in discrete paper bags.

7. A 21 year old man from the UK with a learning disability is using government welfare to get himself laid. He is applying for discretionary funds to fly to Amsterdam to fuck a prostitute and loose his virginity.

8. Italian PM has order a $95,000 restoration of a broken off pens on a Roman marble statue of Mars.

9. At the Markumm In in Eugene, the own and his wife like to get it on with their hotel guests. Apparently they began asking the guests to guess the measurements of his penis and even asked employees to rub lotion on it. He then began masturbating in front of guests and have them play ring toss on his hard dick.

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Where Has All The Good Written Smut Gone

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

For the writer of smut; the scribe of the sexy; the wordsmith of wonderfully wacky cock-rising fair, where does he or she place his stories and poems to entice ever newer audiences. With magazine readership dwindling more each day, Kindles and other digital book readers ever more the rage, the porn writer finds ever more outlets for his dirty words in the digital world and with fans who will continue to scour the globe for what gets them off.

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On the Internet and in e books, the naughty writer is publishing short stories, novels even comics for a readership that has never really left written erotica. It is just that now that the world is so specialized and every need, thought and kink can be compartmentalized and a newsgroup found to address if, there are just more specific places for people with specific sexual thoughts to find each other and the art made just for their interests. By word of mouth, testimonials and reviews placed in blogs or on sites, if one person has even the smallest little kernel of interest in one small little fetish, he or she can find something written on it!

Not that erotica will ever meet the masses. It will always be the red-headed stepchild of more literary fare simply because it speaks to our more prurient interests and even the classic in the genre like Tropic of Cancer and others will always be considered lowbrow works of art in a world where erudite critics feel they need to pan art that gets readers ready to have sex.

But who we are is built around our hopes dreams, triumphs and failures as much as our kinks, sexual longings and masturbatory dreams. We can no more deny the urges we feel and the need to express our pleasure over them or the questions we have about them then we cannot not expound over love, war and politics, all the highbrow subjects critics think worth remarking on.
From the very first minute man could record the world around him, even through Puritan times and artwork scrutinized by church and state, even in the most remote corners of the globe and the most sexually repressed societies, man expressed and will continue to express his most prurient thoughts and fitful sexy daydreams attempting to understand his heart as much as his loins.

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The Weirdest Sex Stories Of 2010

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

Given that the new year is just around the corner, thinking back on this year’s abundance of sex scandals brought a smirk to my face. After all, one thing is for sure – as “advanced” as our society may be, we’re still nothing but a bunch of horny folk. Has the free porn boom taught you nothing? Below, we’ll highlight some of the most bizarre sex stories of 2010. Whether they inspire or appall you, they’ll be sure to give you a good laugh nonetheless.

1. Free Room For Sex Tape – As we’ve mentioned on a previous article, Berth Bilton Jr. – son of Swedish porn mogul Berth Milton Sr. – is planning to open the first chain of ‘sex hotels’ where couples stay for free under one condition: they must be ok with being filmed having sex. While it’s not for everyone, it’s certainly something.

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2. Horny Break In – After breaking into a house, setting up a tripod, and filming themselves having sex, a couple from Elma, Washigton was caught red-handed by a friendly neighbor. In a fit of panic, they ran way – leaving the tripod, camera and film behind for all to enjoy.

3. The Ultimate Bestiality Punishment – A young man from the village of Yeh Mbang in Indonesia gave into his bestiality tendencies by having sex with a cow. After getting caught, villagers punished him by forcing him to marry the very object of his desire. However, the ceremony ended with the drowning of the animal and a simulated drowning of the man – as a means of ‘cleansing’ his body from his bestiality offence.

4. Drastic Measures – As a means of putting a stop to her own daughter’s wedding, a deranged Russian woman called authorities and accused her of planning a terrorist attack on the very plane she was boarding to her wedding. After being escorted out of the plane and taken into interrogation, the call was eventually traced back to the soon-to-be bride’s mother, who admitted to having a distaste for Moroccans.

5. Bad Advice – After a therapist allegedly advised a man to cheat on his spouse, the couple decided to sue him on the grounds of pain and suffering. Never has the phrase “have your cake and eat it too” been so applicable.

Reduction

Saturday, November 27th, 2010

imagesStu was close and even though it would have been great to have blown on her face and boobs, he instinctively knew that for their first time together, he should be inside Karen. He mounted her quickly, carefully placing his head against her sticky wet vulva, making the chubby girl moan with anticipation as he slid it up and down her wet crack.

He could have just slammed it in and any other time he might have, but he was making love here, not just fucking Karen. He entered her tight vagina slow, letting both of them savor the feeling of gradual penetration. He looked down at the pretty pale-faced woman as he took her, seeing the glow on her face he knew matched his own. All these years flirting and now he was inside the one true woman he loved.

His pace increased until their writhing, pushing and sweating blurred. The basic need for them to both ejaculate was bubbling close now, and Stu sensed time on his back. But wanting to show this girl the best time of her life, even here, Stu held up on her, pushed deep but slowed.

Karen grabbed his ass and dug her nails in deeply.

“Don’t you fucking deny me,” she said. “Give me your come.”

Stu began to arch his back then as he felt the woman’s vagina close like a glove around the head of his cock.

“Are you gonna?’ he asked.

“The minute you do,” she agreed. “But don’t stop fucking me hard.”

“Hard”, Stu repeated.

“Hard,” Karen sighed under him and swat his right cheek with her hand. “Hard!”

Jesus! Stu was glad he had made the rooms extra thick and had the radio going.

“Hard,” Karen repeated and “smack” she hit his left, then right cheek.

“Hard, hard, hard,” she cried smacking Stu’s tight bottom and he began to let go then, feeling his hot juice spray from the suffering hot head of his cock.

“Karen,” he cried as the woman smacked him two more times and began to shutter herself as she looked up at him hard and tried not to fall off the table.

“I am coming,” she said.

As they lie on the examination table minutes later Stu tried to huddle his white jacket around himself better. Kissing Karen yet again he then rolled off her and once again stared at the big tits before him.

“So you really don’t think I should see a plastic surgeon for a reduction?’ she said wiggling her thong up her thick thighs, and clasping her lacy low cut bra around her back.

Stu was sure he had never seen a sight so delicious as this full-hipped woman lying on his examination table in her pretty blue matching bra and panty set.

“As your doctor for all these years, no Karen, I don’t,” Stu offered. “I mean, I’m glad that’s what got you here in the first place, and that I finally got to see them…”

“A perfect excuse,” she said, finally dressed and up off the table. “You know this will definitely strain the doctor patient confidentiality.”

“I don’t think you can be a patient anymore,” Stu said, lean in to kiss the pretty woman before him. Their tongues met and he felt his cock growing yet again, Karen lying back on the table. It took all his strength to pull off her.

“But I can certainly treat you in my own way when we start dating.”

“I like the sound of that…doctor” Karen said, stood slowly, smoothed a hand across her pants and sweater, adjusted one last time and left the room as Doctor Stu followed her.

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The Weirdest Things Guys Have Said To Women In Bed

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

Nov24 orgasm.com1We all know that sexy time gets personal, but sometimes, it just goes a little over board and gets a little too personal. And this time I’m not talking about the chicks. This time I’m asking the girls what some of the weirdest things guys have ever said to them in the sack.

1. “I Love You.” Mind you, it was a one night stand.

2. “I want to lick your armpit.”

3. There was this one guy would couldn’t get off without stringing together a whole bunch of foul words that made no sense as a sentence; “fuck, whore, asshole, bitch, cunt, pussy!” So odd.

4. One guy begged me to slap his erect dick.

5. “You’re the first biological woman I’ve had sex with in a long time…”

6. “My last girlfriend had a really wicked body.”

7. “Your ass tastes like caramel.”

8. “I’m sorry…I don’t always cry like this.”

9. “Can I cut you?”

10. “I just want to make you cum Jenny!” Too bad my name is Brittany.

11. “Call me daddy.”

12. “Wow, you’re just like a man in bed.”

13. “Don’t worry my mom has heard me have sex before.”

14. I met this guy on an online dating site and we had only e-mailed back and fourth a couple times before meeting up and having sex. He couldn’t stop saying, “I’m a stranger. You don’t know me, I’m a stranger, you don’t know me,” over and over again.

15. “Could you wash this?” And then handed me a used butt plug.

16. “You’re not pulling my balls hard enough.”

17. “So, have you ever seen ‘Two Girls: One Cup’?”

18. “Can I stick it in now?”

I always thought that the guys were the normal ones, but it turns out they’re not!

The Sales Person

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

“Have a seat Mr. Raye, I’ll be with you in a minute,” ordered Hannah Stern, “hmmmed and “yess yss-ing” into her phone. “Now,” she asked hanging up finally, “how may I help you?”

Winston Raye made thousands of sales calls in his day, but his tongue was literally tied as he stared at Hannah Stern. A tall pretty red head over 50, this head of the Stern lingerie company had what had to be the biggest-and firmest-bust Raye had ever seen.

“Mr. Raye,” the lady attempted. “I’m a busy woman.”

“Uh, yeah, sorry, you know I am with Cool Image? I’d like to show you what we have this go round.”

“Mr. Raye we already have three other lines that take up too much shelf space as it is, do I need a fourth?”

“Yes, I…I think that after you see how competitive our pricing structure is maybe you’ll drop your least profitable line and…”

“Since you’re here,” the tall woman replied, “I’ll give you five minutes.”

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“Now,” the lanky man began standing opening his carrying case across the desk between them.

“These are our bra and panty sets.”

“Smaller sizes, huh?” the lady said standing and deliberately arching her back to show off her big bust. “Nothing here would even come close to fitting someone like me.”

“That’s no problem at all,” the stout man replied in a shaky voice. “I…”

“What size bra do you think I wear?” the lady spat, the five minutes ticking for faster for her then the man facing her.

“I…I am sure we have plenty of sets for…”

“Just tell my size, Mr. Raye. A man working in this business should be able to estimate a woman’s bra size by…”

“Maybe a closer look?” Winston asked, helping to diffuse the tension with some levity.

“Sure, if you think you think that will help.”

Mrs. Stern walked from around her desk and stepped until she was almost touching him. ”Better?”

“Uh, I-I’d say that you were a double d-cup, and probably about forty inches.”

“Very good, Mr. Raye,” the lady said smoothly, “you just added another minute to your pitch…let’s see if you can add more.”

Hanna Stern stood back then, unbuttoned her blouse, pulled it down her arms and removed her huge lacy bra.

“Touch me,” the lady said.

Wanting to pinch himself, but figuring he best do as told to land this account, Mr. Raye reached his hands out to the heavy firm tits before him.

“Your adding minutes and minutes here Mr. Raye.”

“Yes…I” he tried fondling the woman’s warm breast flesh as Hannah broke into her first smile of the day, then took a step back, let Raye stand there with his hands still outstretched holding air and wiggled her A-line skirt down her long legs revealing a snow white garter and stocking …sans panties.

“I think I might be able to come round,” and here the lady smiled again, stepped back to the edge of her desk and lean her naked wide ass against it. “…to carrying your line, if you could maybe convince me deeper.”

Too stunned really to wrangle his pounding cock out his pants right then and figuring maybe the best way to really close this sale was to attend to this woman completely, Mr. Raye knelt to the thin carpet and faced the pulsing slightly hairy pussy before him. He could smell Hannah Stern’s thick lips, looked up to see the woman grab her own tits and throw her head back and realized, this might just be one of those customers he’d have to coddle with regular visits.

Leaning forward the man stuck his tongue out to the juicy cunt lips before him and thought to himself…I’ve made my quota for the week!

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The Nubile Nymph

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

imagesVirna Reynolds was lonely and depressed. Her best friend Alicia was vacationing in Europe, and her husband of forty years had been gone for less them six months. After wandering around her apartment for about a week, the long legged lady dialed the number Alicia had given her before she left and after two rings, a sultry feminine voice on the other end of the line answered, “Sensations Unlimited, how may I help you, this is Miranda speaking?”

Fear shot through Virna but she shouldered on, saying: ”This is Mrs. Reynolds, I’m a friend of Alicia Donner, she recommended your establishment. I was just wondering if you had any openings…for today?”

“Mmmmmm, Mrs. Reynolds,” Miranda said in her silky voice, “how is Mrs. Donner, we haven’t seen her in few weeks?”

“Uh, she’s in Europe,” Virna replied.

“One of her usual trips, no doubt,” Miranda went on, “Well, we have an opening at two this afternoon, if that’s agreeable?”

“Yes, two will be just fine,” Virna replied, “see you then, and thank you.”

Wow, Alicia really did have pull, Virna reasoned.

“Mrs. Reynolds, it’s so nice to meet you,” Miranda said an hour later while shaking Virna’s hand.

“Alicia’s told me so much about the place,” Virna offered, trying to mask her nervousness with a tight smile.

After both of them had taken a seat in Miranda’s sumptuously appointed, office, the salon manager continued: ”Have you given any thought as to what sort of entertainment you had in mind?”

“Well, I…” Virna said slowly.

“Allow me to make a suggestion? Something Alicia herself sometimes prefers?”

Virna nodded her head vigorously. ”That would be perfect,” she sighed.

Miranda turned to a small table to her right, poured them two glasses of a deep red wine from a stubby carafe, then passing a glass to Virna turned to her intercom, pushed a button and said: ”Sharri, please send in Mona.”

Virna took a long swallow. A woman! she thought to herself. Well, if Alicia could…

The two women drank and made small talk for five minutes when there was a knock on the office door.

“I think you’re going to be especially pleased,” Miranda stated, standing to walk to the door.

“Mona has just turned eighteen and…”

The salon manager opened her door in to an incredibly lovely young woman standing there wrapped in only a bright pink towel.

“This is Mrs. Reynolds, dear,” Miranda said and bade the blonde beauty into the room. Virna stood and smiled.

Without so much as a word, the tiny nymph dropped her cover, and stood casually in front of the two older women. She was a petite blonde with high small tits, wide hips and a perfect pretty little pussy, lightly covered with a spray of blonde hair.

“What do you think?” Miranda asked softly.

“What’s good enough for Alicia, is good enough for me,” Virna said and gulped down the rest of her wine.

Mona led Virna by the hand down a long corridor to a door that opened up into a suite of rooms that contained a hot tub, an entertainment center, and of course a bed.

“This is my favorite room,” the willowy beauty said closing the door.

“Would you let me let me help you out of those clothes?”

As Mona began to unbutton the front of Virna’s blouse, the older woman pushed her hand away and said, “I’m a little nervous about this, over the years I’ve put on a little weight, and well, I’m just…”

Mona giggled and replied, “Don’t be embarrassed, Virna, I just love big tits.”

Virna actually giggled then, her pussy pulsating ever so fast even though she was so damn nervous.

“Oh, dear,” Mona whispered when she got Virna’s shirt open. “I have to suckle those.”

Mona pressed her face into the lady’s bra and Virna felt her pussy lips open even more.

Mona extracted first her right breast up and over the low cut of Virna’s bra, licked her hard nipple then did the same to the left.

“Y-you do that so well,” Virna panted.

“We all have a specialty here,” the young girl said and helped Virna take off her bra.

As she lie the older woman on the before her, Mona smiled and pulled Virna’s skirt down her long legs with her teeth.

“Thought that’s not my only specialty”, the little girl said coming back up to face Virna’s soaking panties.

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Broken Strap

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

Stella Eden, Esq. spun around in her desk and reached for a law book on the top shelf of her bookcase, but as she stretched up to retrieve it, snap, her right bra strap tore away from its moorings. For Stella and her 42DD cup bra this was a structural disaster.

“What am I going to do?” she said knowing she was wanted back in the judge’s chamber in twenty minutes.

She made J-street in five, flicked her cell on vibrate and managed into the big Macy’s on the corner.

Running (as best she could considering all the bouncing she was doing) Stella ran into the woman’s lingerie department where she met a smiling salesman thankfully as old as her forty-two years.

“Mishap at work?” the pretty black lady asked, obviously noticing Stella’s big right boob free and bouncing under her blouse while her left was high and supported.

“42dd?” lady asked and the woman turned from Stella for all of a minute then returned with a pretty white bra.

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“Would you?” Stella tried rushing with the lady back to the tiny fitting rooms as her cell buzzed and nipple rubbed against her blouse.

“Do you find that at the end of the day your breasts are just dying to relax a little,” the lady asked when they entered the tiny room and closed the slatted door.

She helped Stella remove her blouse and extricated her from the broken big bra.

“Mmmmm, yes,” Stella replied. “My breasts always feel like they’re in prison until I can get my bra off.”

“Well they are quite magnificent,” the sales lady said facing her now topless customer.

What happen next stunned Stella so much that she just stood there like a statue.

“I’m big myself, 36 double dees, but yours really…” the lady said, reached out, took Stella’s breasts in her dark hands and began massaging them.

“I just love to do my nipples at the end of the day, don’t you?”

Stella’s head began to spin, as the twisting of her nipples sent an electric shock straight to her clit and she tried to stay standing.

When was she needed back in the judge’s chambers?.

“You should go back braless, you are firm enough,” the lady said. She then dipped her smiling face and licked Stella’s right nipple, the one that had been so hard and suffering, and then her left.

“Oh, God suck…suck,” Stella moaned as the woman did just that in the tiny room.

“You want to return the favor?” the lady asked coming off Stella.

She unbuttoned the front of her shirt, unhooked her front clasp bra and presented rosy nipples on her chocolate melons to her new customer.

Stella lean forward and began to suckle the woman against the mirror of the changing room.

“I got to…I got to get back,” she said lifting her mouth off the pretty saleslady. “Can I…?”

“This will fit you, maybe a little tight but no fear of it snapping,” the saleslady said, removed her bra and helped put it around Stella.

“Oh God it’s so tight, I…”

“Yes you can,” the black woman said. “It will remind you to come back here at five-thirty and get me.”

“My pussy is on fire, ya know?” Stella said as they walked out of the dressing room and the salesgirl buttoned up completely.

“So is mine,” she said. “Imagine if I lick your tits that good what I will do to your pussy?”

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Stella left the store red faced but somewhat calmer then when she he had come in.

Damn she hadn’t even asked the salesgirl her name. Then again, she was wearing the woman’s bra, they were close now!