You know the fantasy: blonde MILF with her hair in a bobtail, black horn rimmed glasses, a hint of her bra peaking above her collared shirt, preferably a trace of some European accent you can’t quite place, sitting on the desk while lecturing. Then comes the come on to her student – “Can I speak to you after class?” If you’ve been living under a rock, here’s a MILF porn clip that features this exact scenario!
Unfortunately, for Joseph Corlett, a 57-year-old husband cum self-employed contractor, when he wrote in his essay titled “Hot for Teacher” – an homage to the 1984 Van Halen song by the same name – about his MILFtastic composition instructor Pamela Mitzelfeld, pictured below, things didn’t go as well as they do in your average porno.
So what happened? Corlett was shot down, by Oakland University itself, under the charge of “intimidating behavior”, was suspended for three semesters, and threatened with criminal trespass should he step foot on the campus before the suspension finished.
Thankfully, Corlett stood up against the school’s ruling, and in good old American fashion of justice, filed a $2.2 million lawsuit for mental anguish and embarrassment from the suspension.
Now, having been in the same position as Mrs. Mitzelfeld prior to working as a writer in the porn industry (literally the same job, at the same level, and having been placed in the same interpersonal position, though the outcome I had with the student was very different 
), I have to say, it’s all about fostering the creativity, even if you’re under the scope of a student’s unwanted advances. I mean, Corlett is obviously the next David Guterson, judging by his steamy prose:
“My first battle with the hot for teacher thing, aside from second grade, was fought in Composition I at Oakland Community College. She was blonde and attractive in the Meg Ryan kind of way which I usually don’t go for… I shouldn’t have taken her for Comp 2 but I couldn’t resist smart and pretty… Her skirt came unzipped in Comp 2 one day and her polka-dotted panties were exposed. I was a perfect gentleman and discretely told her to pull her sweater over. She smiled and thanked me. It is our delicious little secret,”
A doppelganger for Meg Ryan, for sure. And Corlett a perfect gentleman as well, the sort of gentleman who calls his penchant for upskirt viewing a shared “[FIRST PERSON PLURAL PRONOUN] delicious little secret”.
When asked about the essay after the suspension, Corlett says, “It’s highly complimentary.”
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