Looking for a little BDSM with your Twilight? Universal Pictures just snapped up EL James’ series of erotic novels and plans on turning them into a lucrative franchise. Insiders, you know, people who write hipster blogs, are calling this “mommy porn”. When I think of mommy porn I think of a hot MILF getting fucked. Anyway, after the jump learn about this new type of XXX entertainment. And yes, there are pics of titties.
If you don’t read the newspaper (maybe you don’t, it’s not 1992, everything is online now), or don’t own a television, here’s a backstory on this new thing called mommy porn. EL James (no relation to PD or that French Bagel Henry James) wrote some Twilight fan fiction a few years back. It was posted on a Twilight fan site, publishers got wind of it, told James to change the names of the characters and Fifty Shades Of Grey was born.
The book and the two others that followed suit, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed are real bodice rippers. They feature elements of hardcore BDSM. Makes sense, because if you watch those Twilight films you really want to beat that jacked 17 year old werewolf kid until he cries. His face weirds me out.
I’m hoping the film version of this mommy porn is as XXX as the books. Not that I would know, I haven’t read them. I don’t read porn, I watch it like every other red-blooded American male. Especially MILF stuff starring Vicky Vette.
