Ass to mouth. Raise your hand if you’ve been involved in that scenario. A few of you. Good. Personally, I’ve never had the pleasure because I’m kind of a germaphobe. I’m not against anal sex. That I enjoy very much and wish more women would be into it. But yeah, I understand that the first time might be painful. So here’s what you should do, have anal sex with another guy then call me. We’ll have a great XXX butt fuck and it won’t hurt, k? And you can guarantee I won’t make you suck my dick after. Before is fine, though. Anyway, the point of this post is to educate those of you looking for some ass to mouth action tonight and make sure you know about the dangers.
As seen in our sex wikipedia, Ass to mouth is when you have hot anal sex and then get your dick sucked immediately after. Like I said, I’m a germaphobe and would never let anyone give me a blow job after I’ve just stuck my cock in her butt but I have friends who are cool with it. They also make fun of me because I have a Blake Griffin action figure still in its original packaging that I put in a display case. It’s worth a lot, okay, Darrell?!? But alas, my boy Darrell is the one who came up with the idea of the ass to mouth educational post so I can’t be too hard on him.
This goes without saying but I’m going to say it anyway. If you have unprotected anal sex you’re at risk for sexually transmitted diseases like chlamydia, HIV and genital herpes. If you let your partner give you a blow job right after you’ve been ramming it in their ass, they could get violently ill. They could catch Hep A, intestinal parasites, gonorrhea and gut flora organisms like E. coli, Salmonella (which is also what we used to call Darrell because once he ate 9 Hardee’s thickburgers on a road trip to Cincinnati and broke his intestines), Shigella and Campylobacter (which sounds like it should’ve been the name of Jesse Ventura’s character in Predator). The point is, if you’re going to have XXX anal sex and then get some ass to mouth action, wash your dick. Is a blow job really worth giving someone Shigella?
I know it’s ruins the XXX mood if you’re like “Hey listen, I know I just gave you the best anal sex of your life but I need to take a minute to wash my dick before you suck it.” It will save your from getting your partner sick with E. coli. If however, you’re lucky enough to fuck porn star Kayden Kross who is an advocate for keeping porno safe or something of the like, she’ll probably insist on a dick washing session and you’re all set.
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