When it comes an ultimate trophy fuck, some guys brag about bagging Sasha Grey and others are all about tapping Jessica Alba. Who’s the better notch in the belt loop? Let’s take a look and see.
There is a sex Genie and he’s giving you the option of banging Brittany Spears or Gauge, who are you going to go for? Ok, well if it’s up to those two, I think most people who know Gauge would go with her. That star is a real champ and has a hot face, especially in comparison with the beat body and average mug of Spears.
You choose. Would you rather have this?
The lovely Gauge
Or this?
Britney Spears
Yeah…the choice seems pretty clear. What if you’ve got Kim Kardashian and Jenna Jameson though? Jenna is over the hill now and appears to have a lot of emotional baggage. Plus playing the bongoes on Kim’s ass cheeks would get you free beers and high fives at most bars.
Play the bongoes, or…
Kim Kardashian
Hold her when she starts crying.
Jenna Jameson
The last thing to consider is the actual sex. Who’s going to be a better fuck? Will Lindsay Lohan try really hard to give you a good blow job? More likely the slob will fall asleep while you’re pounding away. Unlike Lela Star, who will be bending over backwards (literally) to make sure you cum like a rocket.
Is she going to work at getting you off?
Classy Lindsay Lohan
Or will she?
Lela Star
At the end of the day, bragging rights are one thing, but when it comes to an actual good time in the sack, a porn star is always the best bet.
Tags: Jenna Jameson, Sasha Grey