It wouldn’t surprise us if Farrah Abraham got herself knocked up again, after all, being a slutty pregnant whore is what got her the D-List celebrity status she flaunts around so shamelessly in the tabloids. We know this attention seeking, mentally disturbed slut will do just about anything she can to keep herself in the news, so it’s hard to know if her being caught on camera buying a pregnancy test is yet another attempt to keep her name there, or a foreshadowing of things to come.

Abraham is a Reality Star of the MTV television shows “16 & Pregnant” and “Teen Mom”, shows meant to idolize young adolescent whores, creating stars out of talentless nothings, while perpetuating the inevitable downfall of American society. After the television shows were canceled in 2012, Abraham took it upon herself to keep her name in the gossip section of news papers around the world by concocting a fake “leaked sex tape” which was really her paying porn star James Deen to fuck her in the ass, which she then sold to Vivid Entertainment in order to buy herself a brand new Lamborghini.

A few sources close to the whore claim the day of filming with Deen was the only time she has been sexually active in the past year, and this week she missed her period which caused enough of a panic for her to go to the store to buy a pregnancy test and pee on a stick.

Of course, we at Orgasm.com don’t believe any of that and think this is just her way to keep her name active in the papers and tabloid websites. Why do we think that way? Two reasons. 1) Deen finished up on her, not in her. 2) The film is called “Backdoor Teen Mom”… and the last time we checked, babies weren’t coming out of that hole.