Prince Harry probably knew it was coming: a celebrity sex tape proposal was offered to the maligned royal today by Steve Hirsch, the head of Vivid Entertainment. The letter was sent with a princely offer of $10 million, nothing to sneeze at. Hirsh is of course capitalizing on Prince Harry’s recent nude romp in Las Vegas, which saw the young royal photographed naked.

“We would like to offer you the opportunity to truly become the coolest Prince of all time, by starring in a fun, sexy, big-budget adult film called ‘The Trouble with Harry.’ It can be shot in the locale of your choice, and will bring together your exciting royal world and our thrilling world of beautiful women!

“Of course ‘little Harry’ will make an appearance too, but we assure you the sex will be well scripted, and the crown jewels will not be ‘minimized’ in any way.”

“Prince Harry is the one royal we can all relate to,” Hirsch told E! News. “This film would be a worldwide best-seller. Everyone would HAVE to see it!”

The royal family is no stranger to getting celebrity sex tape proposals from the porn world. Last year, Vivid offered Philippa “Pippa” Middleton $5 million to perform in a sex scene after racy party photos of her came to light.