Before she gets into the world of masturbation style sex movies, Nadya Sulemon will take your calls. The Examiner and TMZ report that the Octocrazy is now working for Dial-A-Star, a phone chat line that lets regular people like us call “celebrities”. Seriously. This exists. For $14/minute you can call future masturbation porn star, Octomom and have a conversation. This is where we are as a society. Oh and the other “celebrities” you can speak with? Brace yourselves: Dina and Michael Lohan, Loredana Jolie and AJ Benza. If you have any idea who Loredana Jolie and AJ Benza are please contact us at Orgasm.

Howard Stern, yes, he’s still around, recently spoke with the Octomental and asked her if she’d consider doing sex movies. She said she’d only do masturbation clips because she finds regular porn to be degrading. Riiiiiiight. Tell that to Ashley Sage or Judy Star or Monica Sweet or any of the many other talented adult entertainers who have educated our minds and dicks with their contribution to society. What are you contributing to society besides a pair of saggy tits and 14 offspring?

At Orgasm, we get that you have 14 mouths to feed but you can’t really be picky about how you feed them. Octonut, you’re now working as a prostitute. You may not be talking dirty to the people who are calling in to talk to a “celebrity” but you’re still selling yourself. If you want your kids to have more than one oreo cookie that they have to split for dinner, then maybe you should consider making a porn, be it masturbation or otherwise. Not that I want to see that…

No pics of Octogross in this post. At Orgasm, we always go for class rather than jackass, so I figured pics of hot chicks playing DJ Diddles was the better choice. You’re welcome, America.

Hey Cee Lo, love you on The Voice. Hope you win it all this year instead of that dickhead moron from Maroon 5 or that country singing douchechill. Actually, I’m okay with Christina Aguilera winning. She has nice tits. They must be fake. But I digress. Who’s the redhead? You going to let her give you the marlin?

“Ayyo, you seen Tyrone? I been lookin’ for his ass. He was supposed to burn me that Kenny Loggins joint. I gave him a blank CD and everything. When I’m done shootin’ these sex movies I’m gonna go see wassup with that fool.”

Hello there little brunette lady with pretty tits. What’s that on your face? Are you crying marshmallow tears? This must be what the Lollipop Guild looks for when they’re searching Orgasm.com for free porn while the rest of us are looking for XXX sex movies staring Inari Vachs.

Bridget Powers is one of the premier midget porn stars out there. If you’ve seen I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, you’ve seen her tits when she was having fake sex with that blonde guy from The Good Wife. I hope one day my friend Brian gets to live out his XXX fantasy and bang her because she looks like a real class act.

Here’s ten reasons why dating a porn star isn’t a good idea.

10. Every guy will hit on her. The thing about adult film actresses is that they exude charisma. Even when they’re not filming Big Breasted Foot Job, they act like they’re hot shit. They have good reason to, of course, they are making millions of men and women cum by cumming but do you really want to date a girl that gets hit on all the time?

9. Jealousy will rear it’s ugly head. You say you’re not the jealous type? That’ll change when you have a relationship with a porn starlet. You’ll wonder why that performance she did with the chiseled African-American adonis with the giant cock was so convincing. Are they fucking on the side? Is she into him? It’s not worth the headache.

8.Everyone will know what she does for a living. Get ready to have people call your girlfriend a whore on the street. Get ready to have people coming up to her and asking to feel her tits. It’s not like she was a stripper in college to pay for tuition and nobody knows about it, she’s a porn star. Everyone knows about it. She’s not ashamed of her job in the adult industry and if you ask her to lie to your parents when they first meet her, she’ll resent you. And by the way, your dad totally knows who she is.

7. She will be hotter than you. Normally, this would be a good thing, except people will wonder why a hot chick like her is wasting her time with an average guy like you. You’ll start questioning it too and it’ll wreak havoc on your self-esteem. You think you’re a well adjusted guy now? Start dating a girl who has her own line of sex videos and you’ll hate yourself which brings us to number 6.

6. You’ll start hating her. You will, you’ll start resenting her for being a porn star. You’ll stop wanting to have sex with her. You’ll call her a whore to her face. She’ll break up with you and then you’ll realize she’s not the bitch, you are.

5. One day she’ll want to become a real actress. You know what happens when porn stars try and make a name for themselves in Hollywood? Nothing. In sex videos, it’s okay if you fumble the four lines you have. In a Steven Soderbergh film you better know your dialogue inside and out and be able to deliver it like Meryl fucking Streep. Unless you’re dating Sasha Grey, your porn star girlfriend isn’t going to make it in Hollywood. No disrespect to Miss Grey but she’s not going to win any Oscar’s either.

4. She’ll have no range for anything else. Let’s look at Katie Morgan for this example (which also ties in to number 5). She’s gorgeous, has a nice body, loves anal sex and was in a mainstream movie. The problem with the movie she was in? She played a porn star. Are we going to remember Katie Morgan for anything else? No because making sex videos is what she’s good at! She’s not going to teach social studies at an inner city high school, she’s not going to cure cancer, she’s going to fuck on camera and then she’s going to retire. Katie Morgan we love you but even after you’ve put the adult biz behind you, you’re still going to be known as a porn star.

3. You’ll never want to hear about her work. A big part of our everyday lives is venting about our jobs. It’s therapeutic to share a meal with your partner and discuss what you did at work  that day. They provide a sympathetic ear and tell you that your boss is an idiot or your coworkers are stupid. When you date a porn star you’ll cringe every time she mentions how many dicks she had in her mouth before noon. “How was your day Katie Morgan? Did you get that anal scene out of the way before lunch?”

2. Everyone will have seen your girlfriend cum. Most guys pride themselves on their ability to get girls off. If your girlfriend makes sex videos for a living it’s expected that she cums. Everyone will know that your lady cums at the drop of a hat and that’s what they’ll be thinking of when they meet her. Especially your dad.

1. She fucks other people for a living. If your woman makes sex videos from nine to five that’s – wait – do we even have to get into this one?

Before you embark on a romantic relationship with a porn star, heed our advice. But by all means, continue to watch hot sex videos featuring your favorite porn star. There’s no danger in that.

When I was little I used to play soccer. I wasn’t by any means good at it, nor did I think I could make a career out of it but my coach’s wife was smoking hot and it made practices more interesting when she was around. Mrs. Kiffen was younger than our coach, not younger by a few years, younger by 12 years. That’s a big age gap when your coach is 34. She was only 11 years older than the kids her husband coached! The girls on the team loved her because she knew who they were drooling over in their Tiger Beat magazines. The guys on the team loved her too because she had big tits, blonde hair and looked like a super model.

Nowadays with all the Milf Videos on porn tubes like Orgasm.com I wouldn’t need to picture Mrs. Kiffen handing out Gatorade on the sidelines to get a stiffy. Back then, we didn’t even have the internet at my house. The closest thing I ever came to seeing a pair of tits was when I was eight. On a family vacation to New Jersey, we were driving through Newark after a Devil’s game, got lost and my dad pulled up to some corner broads and asked for directions. These women were more than courteous and directed us back to our hotel. One of them was even more accommodating and raised her top so that my brother and I in the back seat could get a glimpse of her tits. My mother screamed. The moral of this story is, don’t take your kids on vacation to New Jersey in the late 80s.

Right, back to Mrs. Kiffen. All the boys on the team would lose their minds when she was around. It was impossible not to have a boner during soccer practice. Here’s the kicker, Mrs. Kiffen was somebody’s mother. She’d just given birth to a little girl that would sleep soundly on the sidelines during our soccer games. Our coach had married his hot wife and her giant tits when she was 20. The term MILF wasn’t around yet but I know now, that’s what she was. Sadly, she’s not anymore. My brother said he ran into her back home and she looked like someone beat Cameron Diaz with a haggard stick. Her daughter however, according to my brother is a dead ringer for Monica Sweetheart and he considered jerking off to her when he got home but decided against it and watched some sex videos of the real porn star. That’s my brother for you. A real class act.

Anyway, I’d like to thank Mrs. Kiffen for all the boner material she provided me with until my parents sprang for dial up and I was able to secretly download sex videos to the family computer and name them things like “John Elway Passing Record”. Oh, and here’s another pic of Monica Sweetheart for good measure.

Does how many multiple partners make a difference in a porn viewers experience? Is two on one better than ten? Threesomes VS gangbangs are facing off today, in a bare knuckled fisting fight to the squishy sloppy seconds end. Come and see this massive match, if you dare!

Coming into the fighting right first is the slam, bam, thank you ma’am gang bang. It always starts off with a smiling porn star and some devious looking gentlemen. Check out what we are talking about and watch the gang banging virgin here on Orgasm.com.

Threesomes enter the ring now and unlike gang bangs, these multi partner couplings have a less sinister quality about them. Sometimes that’s a good thing like in this video where hot blondes rock the threesome, but if you’re looking for strong hardcore porn, it might not have enough bite to it.

With gang bangs, especially lesbian gangbangs, people actually say they have too much ferocity in their sex scenes. If you want adult videos where you have to cover your eyes half the time, that’s a good thing. Otherwise this type of porn can be slightly stomach turning.

A Lesbian threesome on the other hand is usually incredibly hot. There really is something about watching girl on girl on girl that pushes the fires of hell right up to heaven’s gates.

Gang bangs can be sensual in their own way at times. When a woman is spread three ways from Sunday, being stuck like a pin cushion and there’s still lust in her eyes, it’s pretty damned hot.

Sometimes two dicks is all a porno needs to have that overly filled feeling. Threesomes can deliver a hardcore porn punch when you get the right dicks and the right chick together.

What about a reverse gang bang though? When a bunch of girls gang up on a helpless man, that can lead to a whole lot of hotness and amazing eroticism.

Still can a reverse gang bang compete with a simple threesome with two gorgeous girls and one lucky guy? It’s a hard call when you look at the caliber of ladies out there in the world of porn online.

There’s also the comfort level of the female porn star to consider. When an adult actress has her body stuffed with three dicks and there’s a threat of more to come… You might notice a slight amount of tension on her brow.

Now take a porn star that knows that she’s only going to have to handle two cocks and you’ll see a more relaxed look on her face.

Sure some folks like to see a pornstar overwhelmed with cock, but not all. Two big dicks are usually enough.

Gang bangs are great in porn, but where threesomes get the edge is that they are more likely to happen in real life.

Gang bangs are also much less fun in real life. Chances are you’d be tossing your hot dog down a very wide hallway. Who wants to get inside a girl who was as hollowed out as a Halloween pumpkin?

A much better sight is one of two hot girls getting sprayed in the face with a big load of cum.

So who wins the gangbangs VS threesomes? With their overall porn appeal the higher likely hood of an excellent real life experience… it’s threesomes by a landslide!

RyanAir’s CEO Michael O’Leary has unveiled his plan to provide pornography and regular films via an inflight, online app that passengers can upload to their laptops and mobile devices.

We think this is a fantastic idea and we will now begin our open letter to Ryanair airlines offer them free porn for their passengers. We’ll let our sexy administrative assistant do the typing.

As the leader in free porn downloads, orgasm.com is opening it’s massive vaults of adult videos, porn clips and even our free porn video blog to Ryanair airlines of Europe.

On November 8th Ryanair announced it’s plans for offering porn on flights.

Now, on November 9th, orgasm.com is offering to supply porn for free to Ryanair.

This offer includes access to our fantastically popular girl on girl free porn, our gang bang and anal sex videos, the many different shemale and BDSM porn collections we have and because orgasm.com is entirely inclusive of all sexuality, we are even offering our gay porn to Ryanair airlines.

Your in flight porn watching is an exciting new chapter in porn viewing and at orgasm.com, we like to encourage pioneers in the field of pornography.

We represent orgasm.com and on behalf of porn lovers everywhere, we salute and applaud your courage in bringing porn to the airplane traveling masses.

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Sometimes, try as we may to concentrate and get our work done in a timely manner, we find ourselves distracted and diffused, and we suddenly end up on some of the many available online adult oriented websites that are out there on the Internet before we know it. And once we arrive there, it can be so so hard to pull ourselves away from all of that fabulous, lovely porn. But since we do still have to earn a living and support ourselves, we somehow manage to extricate ourselves from the wonders of the flesh, and to get back to whatever the hell it was that we were supposed to be working on and paying attention to.

For better or worse for our careers, the world wide web contains more free sex and free porn videos than we quite know what to do with. We can spend hours and hours surfing through them and still never even scratch the surface of just what is out there for us to discover and enjoy. Clicking on just one website will provide us with links to hundreds and hundreds of other websites, and we can just go on and on in this way until we either become exhausted or we realize that we are just on the edge of being fired from our positions.

So, yes enjoy the fantastic porn on the world wide web, but try to keep a balance in your life so that you do not lose your livelihood in the process.

1 the squat. Have you noticed that a lot of women in porn movies are on top. Riding your man cowboy or reverse cowboy style like this hot MILF in this video on Orgasm.com is more fun than doing a hundred squats. You just bounce up and down on his erect penis until you feel the burn in your thighs and the orgasm in your pussy. You can have your guy hold your hips down so it provides extra force for you to work against making the work out that much harder.

2 Working those oblique’s. Being on your back isn’t a bad thing. But instead of laying there like a mannequin why not try this variation. Have your man between your legs in an sitting or kneeling potion. Bend your knees and then as he thrusts you come up to meet him kissing his neck or shoulder. As the orgasm intensifies you can stay in this upright position, keeping your body slightly turned you allow him to thrust inside you at an angle intensifying the penetration.

3 working that butt. Ever guy loves a girl with a cupcake ass. And clothes look better if your butt is tight and firm. By starting in a standing position, ass pushed out lower your torso so it is parallel to the floor. Have your guy lube up and put his cock in your ass. Then bend down as far as you can go, head down to your knees and repeat. This is a great position for back door penetration.

Who would have ever imagined that there would be so many websites available at just the touch of a mouse in technologically advanced 2011? Just as recently as only about 20 or 25 years ago we could not even have imagined the world wide web and all the possibilities it would bring to us, never mind having hundreds of web sites to choose from for every single subject imaginable. When we initiate a search on the Internet and click on the search button, the results appear before us in a matter of just seconds, and there are normally so many results that we do not know where to start exploring them.

As we begin to try to go through all of the adult entertainment web sites that are available to us, we notice that some sites are pretty simple while others are quite elaborate. Unless we are looking for a very specific and very defined fetish of some sort, it seems that the simple sites are usually the best ones. If we get caught up in trying to figure out how too many props work or keeping track of too many people at one time, we tend to get caught up in the mechanics and production aspects of things and may lose track of the point and purpose of the video, and of our libido as well.

It is best not to mired in the masks, and costumes, and latex, and elaborate paraphernalia, unless of course that is your interest and your thing and what you were very deliberately searching for to begin with.

Whether simple or elaborate, there is something for each and every one of us when it comes to porn on the Internet.

Masturbation is not only a great way to get off when you’re horny and alone, but it might be your way into a meditative state, or into the deep Self, if you will. All kinds of sounds and activities can help produce the mind states associated with meditation or trance.

Stroking the bat or petting the cat might be the perfect method for those who easily link sexuality with spirituality.

Repetition is one condition that is known to help a person tune into a place of stillness in the mind or body. That repetition can come from sound, as in meditation music that has a quieting pattern, or from the chanting of a mantra. Saying an affirmation every day to yourself in the mirror is a kind of repetition that evokes a light trance state and feelings of positivity.

Masturbation is a powerful tool for repetition and positivity. There is repeating motion in the hand as on pleasures their genitals. There are the waves of pleasure themselves which repeat in their own patterns and obviously produce good feelings. By getting into a state of slowly building pleasure, a person can find a psychological realm that feels like a peaceful trance-like experience.

In this form of masturbation, the goal is not immediate orgasm. Take your time. Allow yourself to be in the journey toward climax, a journey that could last for hours. By approaching orgasm then backing off from your repetitive hand movements, you can not only stay in the peaceful realm, but build and build the powerful sexual energy. Some people call the getting close and backing off edging while the state of mind that can occur in being so close to orgasm for an extended time is called gooning.

This practice can be done anywhere you normally relax. If you like to jill or jack off in a warm, scented oil bath, try this method there. If you stroke it in bed watching sex videos before sleeping, go to bed early and try this with enough time to make it last a while. Once you are finally going to allow yourself to cum, get ready for some amazing feelings. You will have a phenomenal release.