#5 Bree Olsen 

From farm girl to pornstar to one of our favourite of Charlie Sheen’s girls Bree Olsen is hot! Having been quoted as saying “Charlie would try to keep up – but it was tough. I can just about get by on one-a-day – but would be happier having it 19 times a day.” She’s most well known for her anal sex scenes having even won AVN’s best anal sex scene award after her first year in the industry. See for yourself in this video of Bree Olsen getting fucked in her amazing ass.

#4 Celeste Star

This summer Celeste Star was spotted vacationing in Hawaii with Charlie Sheen and her two porn star friends Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan, but she is better known for her awesome lesbian scenes. With almost 10 years in the business she certainly knows what she is doing as you can see in this video super hot video with Malena Morgan

#3 Capri Anderson

Notoriously known for having been found naked and locked in a hotel washroom to hide from Sheen during one of his drug fueled rampages back in 2010 as well as having allegedly attempted to extort Sheen out of a ton of money! Somehow she was still able to get back into Sheen’s good books this year when she moved in with him temporarily. Our thoughts are that this, and the rest of her videos, will show exactly why he would want her back.

#2 Melanie Rios

Back in 2011, Melanie Rios and pornstar Kacey Jordan were partying with Charlie Sheen prior to him being rushed to the hospital for severe abdominal pains. She appeared on the Howard Stern show with fellow porn stars Kacey Jordan, Capri Anderson and Gina Rodriguez to discuss Sheen. This hot Latina claims to never fake it in front of the camera, check out this video of her and Francesca Le tribbing in the kitchen and see if you believe her claims.

#1 Brett Rossi

 Charlie Sheen’s current porn star girlfriend is Brett Rossi, and Sheen claims that she is “the love of his life .” Recently buying her a brand new Mercedes Benz after only a month of dating. Is Rossi going to be the end of Sheen’s list of porn stars? I guess we will have to wait and see. But for now check out Brett Rossi doing her thing with Samantha Saint in this awesome lesbian pussy eating video.

Here’s the deal, vaginas are like snowflakes, each one is different. No matter what porno films will have you believe, chicks aren’t built the same and a lot of them don’t cum after four licks. It takes patience my friends, and plenty of it. Here are some tips that will make you a cunnilingus expert.

1. You cannot go down on a dry pussy. It’s akin to a piece of bread and the recipient of your tongue will not find it comfortable. Use your fingers to stimulate the area first. If not you’re going to exhaust all your energy trying to get her wet with your tongue. You don’t want to be down to the two minute warning and realize you’ll need to make a play really quickly.

2. Don’t pull the blankets over your head. Covert operations are for assassination plots on The West Wing. Are you trying to kill Qumari Defense Minister Abdul Sharif or eat some pussy? It gets hot under blankets, stay above the covers when you do some XXX licking.

3. I used to dive right in to the licking but I was told that girls like it when you tease them a little first. Start by tonguing everything but her clit. She’ll lose her mind like Spike Lee at a Knicks game and be begging for you get to the good stuff.

4. You’re about to make your XXX move onto the clit but first you have to isolate the playing field. If it’s level, i.e., there’s no hair then you’re good to go. If her bush looks like Questlove’s afro then you’re going to have to do some digging. Just make sure before you move your tongue into position that you’re not going to choke like Lebron in the 4th quarter on a natty mess of pubic hair.

5. Make the clit your bitch by showing that sucker who’s boss. Pretend the pussy is the other team’s offense and you’re trying to sack the fuck out of their quarterback. It’s a very sensitive area but you can put it in your mouth, flick it around with your tongue. If you get a penalty flag for roughing the passer, so be it.

6. There’s three seconds left and the other team is about to kick a field goal to tie up the game and send it into overtime. Call a time out and ice the kicker. When you notice that your lady is about to cum, remove your mouth from her pussy area and take a quick breather. She will go buck and try and push your head back into her end zone.

7. When you’re done get your team off the field pronto. The clit is very sensitive and needs time to recover after a serious tongue lashing. I also don’t recommend coming up for air and wiping your mouth like you’ve just had a spritz of Gatorade shot into it by a trainer and it’s dripping down your face. Be more gentle about the mouth wiping, some girls can take that the wrong way. Unless you’re going down on a porno star like Melanie Rios then you should probably film it and make a big production of wiping your mouth. And also please send me that XXX porno video. Great. Thanks.