Orgasm.com » Naked http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog Orgasm Free Porn Blog Tue, 05 Aug 2014 19:00:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Photos: Man Airs His Naked, Passed Out Wife Over PS4 Network http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2013/11/27/photos-man-airs-his-naked-passed-out-wife-over-ps4-network/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2013/11/27/photos-man-airs-his-naked-passed-out-wife-over-ps4-network/#comments Wed, 27 Nov 2013 19:52:02 +0000 Gordon McCord http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=11600 playstation-wife-nude-9

An image of the live chat room where a man exposed his wife over the Playstation 4 and Twitcht.tv network.

The Next-Generation gaming consoles have hit the market just in time for the holiday season, and the machines are flying of the shelves in record numbers, however, a new feature for Sony’s Playstation 4 allows its users to live stream video over a partnered network, and several have taken advantage of the new feature, filming live sex acts and homemade amateur pornography to stream live over Twitch.tv.

 

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One of the more shocking acts that have been caught on film was a married couple who were seen drinking beers in “The Playroom”, under the account Darckobra12. Eventually the wife passes out, presumably from intoxication, as her husband decides to expose parts of her body to his online audience. First it was her breast, then it was a lift of her skirt, but then the camera went black as audio could still be heard.

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Ten minutes later, a new image appeared over Darckobra12′s live stream. The wife was now fully naked, still passed out, and left alone on the couch, while exposed to the countless amount of people over the Internet. There have been several ‘audience members’ who have come forward stating the audio heard at the time of the dark screen was the couple whispering about getting naked on camera, leaving many to believe the wife was in on it the entire time. Since, Darckobra12′s account has been banned.

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The demand for amateur pornography has been on the rise since the adult content market was flooded with fake tits, bleach blonde hair and high profile stars in the 1990s. As the consumer market grew tired of the same thing, they looked for unknown stars with regular bodies and more realistic scenarios within videos, and with it, the taboo fetish of voyeurism, where you spy on people in intimate or sexual acts.

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Amanda Seyfried Nude In Linda Lovelace Biopic (Images) http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2013/08/12/amanda-seyfried-nude-in-linda-lovelace-biopic-images/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2013/08/12/amanda-seyfried-nude-in-linda-lovelace-biopic-images/#comments Mon, 12 Aug 2013 15:33:14 +0000 Gordon McCord http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=11538 In case you haven’t heard, Amanda Seyfried is playing one of the most iconic porn stars to of ever graced the screen, Linda Lovelace, in the up coming biopic “Lovelace”. Linda Lovelace became a house hold name in the 1970s when she started in “Deep Throat”, one of the first porno films to have a plot and character development which went on to make millions worldwide. However Lovelace eventually left the industry and became and advocate against pornography up until her death in 2002.

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Amanda Seyfried Bares All In The Upcoming Linda Lovelace Biopic

We at Orgasm.com are excited to see just how well the young temptress Amanda Seyfreid plays the role and how serious she takes her job.

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Total Babe Amanda Seyfried Is Looking Great In Her Role As Linda Lovelace

Millions of men from around the world have credit to give to Lovelace, as her skills in the movie Deep Throat were never seen on camera before, and many women brought those skills from the big screen right into bedroom’s around the globe.

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We’re Happy Amanda Seyfried Has Taken Her Role As Linda Lovelace So Seriously And Exposed It All Of Us To See

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Linda Lovelace, A Very Sexy Woman In Her Prime

Linda was also quite a babe. The starlet left men around the globe craving for her touch and talents. She began in the adult industry with short 8-mm silent films she would create for peep shows. In 1971 Lovelace started in a bestiality film which she denied for years until original footage came out. Linda eventually left the adult industry in 1980 and went on an anti-pornography campaign after. In 2002 she was involved in a car accident and eventually passed away due to complications. She will be remembered forever even though her total screen time only adds up to 5 hours. We can’t wait to see “Lovelace” as soon as it hits the big screen! Until then, be sure to catch up on all your Free Porn needs at Orgasm.com!

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The Real Linda Lovelace.

 

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Redheaded Pornstars: The Top Ten Gingers in Porn http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2013/06/11/top-10-redhead-pornstars/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2013/06/11/top-10-redhead-pornstars/#comments Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:03:41 +0000 Chris Miller http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=11409 There’s something about redheaded women. Some say that they’re fiery, a little crazy even. What is a well known fact however is that they have bigger tits and curvier bodies than your average caucasian woman, and that’s where this article starts. There are more than a handful of scintillating gingers in porn, and at Orgasm.com we’re committed to helping you sort through mediocre starlets so that you can get to the best of the best. So before we start, here’s one of the best free porn videos on our site: redhead Allison Wyte getting gangbanged!

 

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Allison Wyte isn’t well known, but she brings the heat like a professional. Double penetration? No problem! Have some ugly English friends who’d like to stick their dicks in her ass without condoms? More please! You catch our drift. So without further ago, here’s our list of the Top-10 Redheads in porn!

 

#10 Audrey Hollander

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Audrey Hollander may not be the hottest redhead in porn, but she is certainly the dirtiest. Double anal, ass to mouth, gangbangs, BDSM, she does it all, and does it with a cock hungry enthusiasm that landed her the 2006 AVN award for Female Performer of the Year. You don’t get to that pedestal unless you’ve fucked your way to the top either!

Standing 5’6″ and sporting a small pair of fake tits, Audrey is well known for her distinctive curly red hair. And lest you’re wondering if she’s a real redhead, just take a look at her pussy – firebush alert!

 

#9 Janet Mason

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The term MILF is thrown around a lot these days, but Janet Mason is the real thing. First off, she has kids! Secondly, she’s over 40, and in the kind of shape that younger woman can only envy. In fact, she’s competed in many marathons, cycling competitions, and even triathlons. It’s clear that this is how she maintains her ripped body – well, that, and copious amounts of sex.

Janet entered the adult industry when she and her husband Steve set up a website to document their swinging lifestyle. Steve’s a tolerant man, especially since Janet has fucked hundreds of dudes on film, including a swathe of young black men, her favorite kind of lover. What we love about Janet here at Orgasm.com is that her ripped frame is complimented by the perfect set of DD breast implants. And that’s why she’s makes our Top-10!

 

#8 Dani Woodward

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Dani Woodward isn’t just hot, she’s also smart. Dani graduated with a vocational degree and worked at a hospital in Detroit before she moved to Los Angeles to try porn. When she got there she auditioned for Vivid Pictures and was offered a job, unfortunately she failed a drug test and her contract was withdrawn. That didn’t deter Dani however – she’s a dirty girl, and dirty girls get what dirty girls want, especially if it involves fucking on film.

Standing 5’5″, this stunning ginger has an all-natural body, and looks like she could have been born in 1992 instead of 1984. So lets give thanks to Almighty God that Dani decided her pussy could help more people than her hands at her former hospital!

 

#7 Ashlyn Rae

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Ashlyn Rae always knew what she wanted to do. Barely a few months after she turned 18, she was filming porn full-time, and she hasn’t looked back. She had plenty of practice beforehand too – she lost her virginity when she was 15 and a cheerleader in highschool. It must be true what they say about redheads – they have a sex drive that can’t be controlled!

While Ashlyn Rae isn’t her real name (she was born Ashlee Stidham). she is a true ginger. If you don’t believe us, click the link above and watch her get fucked and take a cumshot on her ass on her pornstar profile!

 

#6 Kylee Strutt

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Kylee Strutt is the best import to come out of Canada since the telephone (yes, the telephone was invented in Canada). Standing 5’2″, Kylee is a muscular porn prodigy who started her career in the industry at the age of 21. Her first shoot was for Brazzers’ Baby Got Boobs, which positioned her at the top of the porn food chain and let everyone know she was a newcomer to be reckoned with!

Unfortunately, Kylee Stutt’s career was like a comet, and faded out before we got to know her. Otherwise she would be higher on this list, because here at Orgasm.com we think she’s the hottest redhead in the know universe! Come back Kylee!

 

#5 Marie McCray

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Marie McCray is an angel. She entered the porn industry at the age of 22, with a desire to give back to men everywhere. She’s proud of her redhead heritage too – she often rocks bush in her films, popularizing red pubic hair in the late 2000′s. Her innocent looks and 99 pound frame got her instant recognition, and she’s been nominated for several AVN awards including the 2009 Best Actress of the Year.

Marie has shown no signs of slowing down either, and continues to fuck on film despite studying accounting at Indiana University. I’m sure she’s looked at her bank account and determined that being Orgasm.com’s 5th hottest redhead in porn is adding up to more cash than doing people’s taxes. Still, it’s always good to have something to fall back on once your ass isn’t as tight as it used to be. Atta girl Marie!

 

#4 Sarah Blake

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Sarah Blake is a living example of how girls get into porn. Deciding to travel to LA for 30 days to have a wild time, after which she promised herself she’d go back to school, the lure of fucking on film proved too addictive. Sarah was hooked on cock, and another redheaded pornstar was born. At 5’3″ and 105 pounds with a juicy firebox, who wouldn’t want to fuck her?

Orgasm.com has a slew of free porn videos starring Sarah Blake, but if you’re looking for her live and in person, check our webcam. Since she got breast implants in 2008 she’s found that she makes more money as a camgirl than she ever did fucking in front of the camera!

 

#3 Nikki Rhodes

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Nikki Rhodes isn’t just 99 pounds of perfectly proportioned curves, she’s also a member of MENSA. After graduating high school at 14, Nikki was in the middle of completing her law degree when the porn bug bit her and she decided to apply herself to becoming the best in the adult industry. Unsurprising for a young woman who conquered everything else that has been put in front of her in life, she’s become a big name slut, and resides at #3 on Orgasm.com’s list of the top redhead pornstars in the industry.

 

#2 Dani Jensen

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Simply put, Dani Jensen needs to be put at the top of any list of redhead pornstars. Why you ask? Let us break it down for you:

1. Dani Jensen is a true redhead. Have you ever heard the question “does the carpet match the drapes?” Well, Dani’s pussy is redder than Groundskeeper Willy’s beard!

2. Ms. Jensen has kept her innocent attitude despite traveling to LA to become a pornstar. It’s hard to blame her for wanting to make some money – after all, she was working as a hostess at Applebee’s before she got her big break as a stripper.

3. She NEEDS to be fucked. Sit down and watch a scene where Dani Jensen is seated on a couch with an older man, and watch the way she squirms and fights the urge to fuck him as her pussy gets wetter and wetter before she gives in. This is a dirty girl who just LOVES cock too much to stay clean.

4. Dani Jensen loves anal. Of all the pornstars on this list, Dani’s the one who gets a special look in her eyes when she’s getting fucked in the ass. It’s as if it nourishes her lifeforce!

 

#1 Faye Reagan

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And now, our champion ginger… Faye Reagan! Admit, you were kind of hoping it would be her. The former Faye Valentine is one of the hottest commodities in porn right now, and without a doubt the hottest redhead around. She’s always embraced being a ginger, and why not? She’s got the freckles, the big puffy nipples, and an ass you can’t hide from. She’s something of a den mother for other redheads in porn too – having fucked many of the girls on this list including Dani Jensen, Nikki Rhodes and Marie McCray.

Orgasm.com predicts crossover success for Faye, right along the lines of what’s happened to Sasha Grey. Let’s just hope she doesn’t leave porn anytime soon though – our lives wouldn’t be complete without knowing that at any moment, Faye Reagan could be sucking cock!

 

 

 

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Before And After Makeup: Pornstar Edition http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2013/03/11/before-and-after-makeup-pornstar-edition/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2013/03/11/before-and-after-makeup-pornstar-edition/#comments Mon, 11 Mar 2013 17:45:41 +0000 Chris Miller http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=11261 After apprenticing for a few years in the porn biz, I’ve had quite a few illusions shattered about the whole fantasy machine surrounding the industry, but none more so than this post by Izismile that a colleague of mine had sent me earlier in the day (and a Monday morning, no less).

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Despite having lived in the East Coast for the last decade or so, I was raised in the West, and my sensibility about what makes my penis drool pertains more to the natural Lululemon sort of look, so I was never a big fan of too much makeup, let alone the exaggerated dolling-up in mainstream porn. There’s some good amateur porn on Orgasm.com. and that’s more my type of content. I know about magazine photoshopping, and I suspected that the makeup in porn was used to hide a few human blemishes while highlighting certain features to up the slut factor, but I never would have thought that it would be a shade under cosmetic surgery.

To see what I’m talking about, let’s take a look at a few specific examples below:

 

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Somehow, post makeup makes me think that Brenda Moreno might pull out a cock mid-scene and ruin the spank sesh, whereas before makeup, Ms. Moreno is just your regular Appalachian methhead.

 

Mariah Mars

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I actually prefer Mariah Mars sans makeup – if I were still in highschool and fucking someone who looks like she’s in her sophomore year, I think that would be morally acceptable.

 

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Even with makeup, Puma Swede looks like Cher (I never understood the MILF thing), but without? Let’s just say that the 70s have been unkind to most of those who lived through it.

 

Jessica Mor

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Just… just, WTF?!? I’ve seen baboons’ asses more symmetrical than Jessica Mor’s botched lip enhancement.

 

Keira King

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Where God gave up, makeup salvages.

 

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Even makeup gave up.

 

I am too young to suffer from ED, so I’ll leave it to you brave soldiers to check the girls in the original article. Godspeed.

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Word Association with Tasha Reign http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2013/02/11/word-association-with-tasha-reign/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2013/02/11/word-association-with-tasha-reign/#comments Mon, 11 Feb 2013 10:45:04 +0000 Gordon McCord http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=11180 Porn Star Tasha Reign

She hasn’t been in the industry too long, but Tasha Reign is one of those girls that oozes Porn Star! Tasha played a little Word Association with Orgasm…enjoy!

 

Porn : Me

Orgasm: Hot

Lesbian : Pussy

 

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Sex: Toys

Penthouse : Key

Orgy: Fun

Love : Hearts

 

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Porn Star: Naughty

Sexy:  www.tashareign.com

Tasha Reign: Kittens!

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Mother & Daughter Porno Duo The Sexxtons In It For The Money http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/12/11/9693/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/12/11/9693/#comments Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:12:59 +0000 Gordon McCord http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=9693 Mother & Daughter Porno Duo The Sexxxtons

Mother-Daughter porno duo Jessica & Monica Sexxxton have been making headlines lately as their taboo lifestyle comes out into the public eye. Clearly a fantastic marketing job done by the ladies after creating exclusive content for their members only website for the past year and recently releasing a DVD. While these two ladies do fuck on screen together often sharing the same male or female partner, they claim that nothing is incestuous due to the fact that they never touch or kiss during the scene, therefor avoiding all legal matters surrounding the issue.

The story goes something like this. Daughter Jessica was down and out on her luck. With no job or source of income, she turned to dancing. Mother Jessica wasn’t making a ton of money being a bartender, so Monica suggested she turn to porn. It was porn producers who approached the pair stating they wanted them to perform together, but also stated they couldn’t make any sexual contact with each other.

Now, if you were to look into the search history of any porn website, you would see “Incest” is searched for many times over including its many variations such as “Mother/Daughter”, “Mother/Son”, “Father/Daughter” and the genre name itself, “Taboo”. The 80s saw the rise of this genre with the popular pornography video series of the same name, “Taboo” which led to 23 editions of the film from 1980 to 2007. Knowing all this we can assume that the ladies have tapped into a huge niche market.

So, is it a gimmick? Well, maybe. According to a recent interview, they have had their IDs, Facebooks and old photo albums compared, and it proved that the two are indeed related. But that doesn’t mean they didn’t know how profitable being a real mother daughter duo could be, and that fact alone could be a lot when comparing it to no job or slinging drinks at a bar. Jessica has always been a single mother, and the relationship with Monica is a strong bond. I’m sure two independent ladies can over look a few “Taboo” actions in order to bring in some big bucks and begin to live comfortably as it sounds like the two were struggling before.

I personally have to congratulate the ladies. They have gotten over their insecurities, brushed off public criticism, kept a majority of their content owned to themselves, and exposed themselves for what they are just as their DVD went on sale creating a whirlwind of free publicity and gaining new audience members. Absolutely genius. Mother & Daughter Porno Duo The Sexxxtons Monica & Jessica Sexxxton Naked Jessica Sexxxton Spreading Her Pussy jessica sexxxton Showing Her Tits To The Camera Jessica Sexxxton Riding Cock Jessica Sexxxton Doggystyle Jessica Sexxxton Doggystyle On Bed Monica Sexxxton Taking A Black From Behind Monica Sexxxton Taking A Black Cock Up Her Ass Monica Sexxxton Reverse Cowgirl Monica Sexxxton Missionary Monica Sexxxton Bent Over

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Slutty Halloween Costumes For 2012 http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/10/16/slutty-halloween-costumes-for-2012/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/10/16/slutty-halloween-costumes-for-2012/#comments Tue, 16 Oct 2012 19:46:29 +0000 Stacey Kindle http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=9357

Halloween is just around the corner and you know what that means! It’s time to figure out a costume. We all know Halloween is better than Christmas for the fellas because girls dress and act like sluts, and get away with it!

Rather than Halloween bringing out the ghosts and goblins, it brings out the hoes and whores.

So ladies, if your not showing an ass cheek or some cleave, you’re not going to fit it! That’s why we’ve compiled a list of the sluttiest Halloween costumes for 2012, just so you don’t feel out of place ;-)

Let’s go!

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Remember The Little Mermaid when you were a little kid? Well this costume is only for those over 18! You could even try little pasties on your nipples instead of the full sea shell.

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Usually a devil costume is suppose to be scary, but not this one. This costume will make you horny as fuck! And make sure you don’t skimp out on the thong ladies, that competition is going to be stiff this year!

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This nurse isn’t going to play nice, if you know what I mean. A push up bra is required in this costume, unless you have implants of course.

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Let’s be honest, they’re is nothing better that says SLUT like a Playboy bunny.

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A french maid costume is one of those classic costumes that just keep getting more and more slutty each and every year. Try it with boobs like Coco, or show off your ass in a thong.

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Another Disney character which is suppose to be an innocent costume for young girls has become slutty thanks to Kim K. But you can do it even dirtier than her this year! Rock those see-through pants with a g-string underneath.

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Kim tweeted this pic a couple of days ago with the caption “trying on Halloween costumes”. I’m predicting this one will be pretty popular and to be honest, I like it. It shows your assets, but still leaves some to the imagination.

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Aiden Ashley Behind The Scenes http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/10/12/aiden-ashley-behind-the-scenes/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/10/12/aiden-ashley-behind-the-scenes/#comments Fri, 12 Oct 2012 15:18:58 +0000 James McClure http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=5323 We recently had girl on girl porn super star Aiden Ashley in the Orgasm.com studios to film some dirty ass stuff. Here’s a look behind the scenes.

Aiden Ashley is a sexy lesbian adult film star from L.A., and we knew we had to bring her in to do a shoot for Orgasm.com.  What would appear to be a normal shoot quickly took a turn to the crazy side.

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Forget choking the chicken, it was time for Aiden to choke on the chicken.

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Ever seen a Lucha Libra girl with a Fucksaw? Aiden sure has.

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We like to monkey around sometimes. (pun intended) And yes I realize it’s a gorilla, but with a girl this hot who’s really looking at the Gorilla Monkey Ape thing, unless of course that’s what you’re into.

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Nerd Boner Alert:  If you are a Star Wars Nerd you are about to get a boner.

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8 Broads Who Were Turned Down By Playboy http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/10/01/8-broads-who-were-turned-down-by-playboy/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/10/01/8-broads-who-were-turned-down-by-playboy/#comments Mon, 01 Oct 2012 20:04:52 +0000 Stacey Kindle http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=9303 I told you weeks ago that Courtney Stodden finally turned 18 and took to her Twitter account to say that she had said “no” to porn, but  “yes” to Playboy.

As soon as the tweet hit the net, TMZ reported that Stodden was never offered a contract with Playboy and that she made the whole thing up.

You’ve got to feel pretty damn low to get turned down by Playboy when you have the exact cookie cutter figure Hugh Heffner tends to feature in his magazine. But then again, Stodden is terribly annoying and even a bit too trashy for Playboy.

Luckily for her, she’s not the only one who has been rejected by Playboy. Here is a look at 7 other broads who have been given the thumbs down:

Kate Gosselin

Just because she had 8 kids, or 12, or whatever it was, doesn’t mean her body isn’t up to par! Have you seen her post plastic surgery? She actually looks pretty damn good! But that fact didn’t hurt her chances at posing for Playboy, it was actually Hef himself who said he had no interest in her for unknown reasons.

Audrina Patridge

Remember those topless pics that were “leaked” onto the internet. Well, Patridge actually hired someone to take those pics so she could send them into Playboy. Clearly Playboy didn’t like what they saw because they never published them or even offered her a gig.

Kelly Osbourne

Hef might actually be kicking himself in the ass right now because back in 2006 Osbourne said she would love to pose for Playboy. Hef said that she wouldn’t make the cut, which wasn’t very surprising because she was fat, ugly, and scary looking back then. Now she’s hot. I wonder if Hef would change his mind.

Bridget from The Girls Next Door

 

After a couple of failed test shots she got rejected from being a playmate. But, Hef still invited her into his brothel of babes. Clearly this rejection was a good thing. She’s now cashin’ out! $$$

Britney Spears

Well, she wasn’t exactly rejected per se. But Playboy reps said they would love to feature her…once she stoped being so cray cray. This was back in 2007 when she shaved her head.

A Real Housewife

Luann De Lesepps was all pissed off when her co-star announced she was doing Playboy. She went on a rant saying “How come no one asked me!”

Shirley Jones

The mom from “The Partridge Family” might be pushing 80, but that didn’t stop her from taking some super sexy test shots. Hef eventually rejected the pictures though because he was “expecting more nudity”. Even though the rejection was a diss, the fact that Hef wanted to see more nudity on a senior citizen has got to make a girl feel pretty damn good.

 

 

 

 

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Naked Women Are Le Sex http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/14/naked-women-are-le-sex/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/14/naked-women-are-le-sex/#comments Sat, 14 Apr 2012 13:51:53 +0000 Jeff Powell http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=7331 In a perfect world chicks would walk around naked. But, since the world ain’t perfect, you’ll have to settle for your friendly neighborhood porn pusher, Orgasm.com. We’re bringing you a spicy pictorial full of live, nude girls. Okay, they’re not live but they’re naked and they’re women. Can you say XXX explosion? I bet you can.

“Gee officer, do you really have to give me that ticket? I didn’t realize how fast I was going. I’ll have sex with you if it gets me out of having to pay $500 for driving 60 miles over the speed limit while texting my mother.”

The East Rutherford Women’s swim team reporting for duty. They’re lean, they’re mean and they dominate the girl on girl events.

“Excuse me, are these the free HD porn auditions? I’m here to meet my friend Tera Patrick. Have you seen her?”

Ebony and Ivory are making the world a better place, one girl on girl in the ocean video at a time.

“Do you guys like my hair. I totes crimped it today. Trying to go for that Coyote Ugly look, you know, like in the movie. Not the one with Piper Perabo, the free HD porn version, the XXX one.”

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