Orgasm.com » Porn http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog Orgasm Free Porn Blog Tue, 05 Aug 2014 19:00:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Porn Stars Become Rock Stars In New Mockumentary “Tight” http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/09/26/porn-stars-become-rock-stars-in-new-mockumentary-tight/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/09/26/porn-stars-become-rock-stars-in-new-mockumentary-tight/#comments Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:11:25 +0000 Gordon McCord http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=9278 The Rock mockumentary Tight, featuring several porn stars starting their own band, is a raw look into the ups and downs of a journey to rock stardom.

The porn stars that form the band are: Monica Mayhem, Layla Labelle, Tuesday Cross, Alicia Andrews. The band is managed by Bree Olson.

The World Premiere of Tight will be screened at the Vegas CineFest Film Festival at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas on October 4, 2012.

The band won Howard Stern’s XXX Factor competition this past April 2012 and will be going on tour soon with a new face – Kelley Jean will be replacing Monica Mayhem on vocal duties. Their new single ‘Down to the Bottom has also just been released.

To celebrate the release of Tight, Orgasm.com has partnered up with Mind Engine Productions and Wild Eye Releasing to give you a chance to win your own autographed copy of Tight!

Just follow @Orgasmcom and @tightTV and use the hashtag #tightdvd. Three followers will be randomly chosen this Friday, September 28th at 12 Noon PDT. Good luck!

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What Has Porn Taught You? http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/09/21/what-has-porn-taught-you/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/09/21/what-has-porn-taught-you/#comments Fri, 21 Sep 2012 19:47:58 +0000 Gordon McCord http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=9237 If we actually calculated the amount of hours we’ve spent watching porn, we would probably be somewhat disappointed in ourselves since there are way more productive and useful ways we could be spending our free time. Volunteering at a food bank, visiting grandparents, and running marathons, to name a few!

But, don’t’ get down on yourself. Medical Doctors would be the first to say that watching porn is actually very healthy and besides that, it teaches us all sorts of things we would otherwise not know. And important things at that!

Instead of telling you all the things that porn has taught me, I decided to see what people in the twitterverse were being taught by porn.

#PornHasTaughtMe:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL!

Now that I’ve got you thinking, what has porn taught you? Tweet us at @Orgasmcom with #PornHasTaughtMe to let us know!

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Rack City Bitch, Rack, Rack City Bitch http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/09/10/rack-city-bitch-rack-rack-city-bitch/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/09/10/rack-city-bitch-rack-rack-city-bitch/#comments Mon, 10 Sep 2012 16:05:36 +0000 Gordon McCord http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=9155 Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch! Some of you reading this are probably really confused, but some of you probably know exactly what I’m talking about. I’m referring to the rapper Tyga’s club banger “Rack City” which pounded through speakers at bars all over the world and left a lot of people wondering where exactly the infamous “Rack City” is, on the map.

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Well, Tyga is capitalizing on his popular track (like any good business man would do) and he’s using Rack City, adding a XXX, and creating his own porn movie called Rack City: The XXX Movie.

The YMCMB heartthrob is the first of the entire Young Money family to start a business venture in the porn industry but it only makes sense. It’s not like the decision is going to ruin his image. He already talks about having your grandma on his dick, throwin’ huneds, and having hoes love him, so he might as well go the full stretch and make some more money off of his scandalous ways.

So, let me introduce you to the newest porn director and actor in the business, TYGA! Rack City: The XXX Movie will include unreleased music and appearances from London Keyes, Eva Angelina, Havana Ginger, Kristina Rose, Jada Fired, Austin Taylor, and many more.

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“This movie really takes ‘Rack City’, the song that I made, into the world of triple X film. It’s a real movie that people will enjoy, and I’m proud of it,” Tyga said.

I wonder what his pregnant fiancee thinks of her boo’s new business venture. I know I sure wouldn’t like it if I was her, but then again she will probably be fine; they did meet at a strip club when she was putting in work.

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We will keep you posted as to when the flick will be released.

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Three Stooges Porn Parody A No Go? http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/18/three-stooges-porn-parody-a-no-go/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/18/three-stooges-porn-parody-a-no-go/#comments Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:42:23 +0000 Chris Miller http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=7367 The Three Stooges, you know Larry, Moe and Curly? Well, they’re about to get the XXX treatment. Or are they? TMZ is reporting that The Three Stooges porn parody might not happen. If you’re like me, and you love a good porn parody then you should read on and find out why some Hollywood honchos are trying to block the XXX version from being made. Even if you don’t love a good porn parody you should read on because there are pics of girl on girl stuff, and everybody loves that.

According to TMZ, the guy behind the Not The Three Stooges XXX – yes that is the title of the porn parody – is being threatened by Robert Benjamin. Robert Benjamin is the Executive VP and General Council for C3 Entertainment, the outfit that produced the Farrelly Brothers monstrosity that grossed 17 million last weekend. He’s saying that the XXX version is not protected as a parody under the First Amenedment. Whatever that means. You know lawyers, they use tons of lawyer mumbo-jumbo. That’s why I didn’t go to law school, too much mumbo-jumbo for my liking.

What’s the big deal? So Larry, Moe and Curley get the XXX treatment, big whoop. Porn parodies are awesome. There’s always a girl on girl part that comes out of nowhere and the sex is comical. Don’t you want to see Morgan Moon yelling, “Fuck me Moe!” while getting plowed in the ass?

TMZ is reporting that the lawyer representing the porn parody fired back at Benjamin saying that parodies are protected under freedom of speech and then used some other mumbo-jumbo that you hear in courtroom scenes of Law & Order SVU. Benjamin should eat a big slice of E-Coli pie and shut it. There’s no reason to block what could be the funniest sex parody of all time.

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Octomom Considering Masturbation Porn http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/17/octomom-considering-masturbation-porn/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/17/octomom-considering-masturbation-porn/#comments Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:45:38 +0000 Chris Miller http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=7360 Everyone’s favorite train wreck, no I’m not talking about Tila Tequila, is thinking about doing some good old fashioned solo clips. That’s right folks, Octomom is thinking of touching her privates on camera for money. Why anyone would want to see that is beyond me, but at Orgasm we bring you the goods and unfortunately a masturbation porn starring a mother of 14 is the goods.

Before she gets into the world of masturbation style sex movies, Nadya Sulemon will take your calls. The Examiner and TMZ report that the Octocrazy is now working for Dial-A-Star, a phone chat line that lets regular people like us call “celebrities”. Seriously. This exists. For $14/minute you can call future masturbation porn star, Octomom and have a conversation. This is where we are as a society. Oh and the other “celebrities” you can speak with? Brace yourselves: Dina and Michael Lohan, Loredana Jolie and AJ Benza. If you have any idea who Loredana Jolie and AJ Benza are please contact us at Orgasm.

Howard Stern, yes, he’s still around, recently spoke with the Octomental and asked her if she’d consider doing sex movies. She said she’d only do masturbation clips because she finds regular porn to be degrading. Riiiiiiight. Tell that to Ashley Sage or Judy Star or Monica Sweet or any of the many other talented adult entertainers who have educated our minds and dicks with their contribution to society. What are you contributing to society besides a pair of saggy tits and 14 offspring?

At Orgasm, we get that you have 14 mouths to feed but you can’t really be picky about how you feed them. Octonut, you’re now working as a prostitute. You may not be talking dirty to the people who are calling in to talk to a “celebrity” but you’re still selling yourself. If you want your kids to have more than one oreo cookie that they have to split for dinner, then maybe you should consider making a porn, be it masturbation or otherwise. Not that I want to see that…

No pics of Octogross in this post. At Orgasm, we always go for class rather than jackass, so I figured pics of hot chicks playing DJ Diddles was the better choice. You’re welcome, America.

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Will Romney Butt Out Of The Porn Industry’s Business? http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/15/will-romney-butt-out-of-the-porn-industrys-business/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/15/will-romney-butt-out-of-the-porn-industrys-business/#comments Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:10:13 +0000 Chris Miller http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=7341 With Santorum out of the presidential race, will Mitt Romney leave the porn industry alone? Those making the sex movies hope so. President Obama, the best thing to happen to the American people since the 2010 World Series, has maintained a safe distance. Here at Orgasm, we assume that him and Michelle get down with some porn from time to time. That’s what most Americans do, they watch sex movies after a long day of work. Anyway, if Obama’s re-elected we can expect that he’ll leave the adult entertainment industry alone because he’s a real man and real men watch porn. Look at Romney below. Does he look like a real man to you?

Besides real men needing porn, women need it to. I’ve had more female friends tell me they’re into girl on girl stuff than males. Sure, they think it’s funny because they claim that it never goes down that way but still, they watch porn too. Rick Santorum was pretty vocal about his distaste for the porn industry. Here at Orgasm we were of course, not pleased. Now we’re thrilled that he’s decided to return to Pennsylvania to be crazy and leave sex movies alone.

Will Romney leave the sex movies alone or will he campaign against them? Watching porn as a sexual release is completely healthy. If you don’t watch sex movies, you could die from boner shock. Not cool. People who thumb their noses at sex movies are the same kind of people who believe in the devil. They’re the kind of people that are scared of a little red guy with horns running around with a pitchfork in 110 degree heat. First of all, that’s like a typical Vegas halloween; second, are you kidding me? I’m not knocking those who find comfort in religion, but come on! Watching porn doesn’t make you go to Hell, believing in something as dumb as a little red guy with horns ruling the underworld does. Sorry, END RANT.

Political insiders (i.e., something I read on LAWeekly) are saying that yes, Romney will take up Santorum’s anti-porn position because he doesn’t find Angelina Armani and the rest of the sex movies crew attractive. Idiot. Maybe if he sat down and watched a girl on girl film Romney’d leave the porn industry alone. Here at Orgasm, we can only hope.

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Porn Industry Fights Back Against Condoms http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/10/porn-industry-fights-back-against-condoms/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/10/porn-industry-fights-back-against-condoms/#comments Tue, 10 Apr 2012 14:33:00 +0000 Chris Miller http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=7301 LA Weekly reports that the porn industry is stinking mad about this whole condom thing and they’re not gonna take it lying down. Back in January, the city of Los Angeles passed an ordinance requiring that all porn stars wear condoms during XXX shoots. Although condoms don’t always feel good and restrict the feeling in your Emmitt Smith, they do protect against STDs and pregnancy. Do you want kids right now? Didn’t think so. Why then, is the porn industry so freakin’ pissed about this? Read on and find out.

The AIDS Healthcare Foundation had been on a year-long mission before the ordinance was passed to ensure that condoms were used on all LA porn sets. However, the adult performers are stinking mad about this because they feel that condoms hinder the shooting process. I don’t get it, man. If I were a porn star and I was shooting a series of sex movies featuring Evanni Soleil I’d be able to perform with a condom on. Actually, I’d probably be able to perform with a condom on if I was making a XXX feature with any adult star, but maybe that’s just me. Porn is cool, what can I say?

Porn industry lobbyist group, The Free Speech Coalition, claims that adult film sales will go down because no one is going to buy condom porn. First of all, why would you pay for porn in the first place? You can get it on Orgasm.com for free. Anyhoo, the XXX performers do get bi-monthly STD tests and some of the women are using other forms of birth control like the pill or whatever else women use. Something about a shot in the arm? I didn’t pay much attention to most of the things my last girlfriend said. She was a real Hindenburg giver and a Steelers fan. Not cool.

The FSC says that the AIDS epidemic in America is not directly related to those who make sex movies and that there is no correlation between the two. Basically, if you’re dumb enough to have unprotected sex, it won’t make a difference if you watch porno flicks where the performers wear condoms or not. But, the porn actors are rallying behind the cause and hope to abolish the ordinance that requires them to wear jimmy-hats. Whatever, as long as they keep making sex movies with latex or no latex, I’m sure the entire male species will be content.

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Swedish Porn CEO Plans Tell-All http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/06/swedish-porn-ceo-plans-tell-all/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/06/swedish-porn-ceo-plans-tell-all/#comments Fri, 06 Apr 2012 18:42:34 +0000 Jeff Powell http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=7273 Berth Milton Jr, who ran Private Media Group, a Swedish adult entertainment empire, has been ousted from the company. The New York Post reports that Milton is planning on releasing a tell-all book with a movie to follow chronicling his adventures with the creme de la creme of the porn industry.

Shareholders of  XXX media company forced their CEO out after allegations of embezzlement surfaced. Milton plans on extracting his revenge on those who stripped him of his company by sparing no details in his memoir. The book and movie that will follow, chronicle his rise to the top of the pussy film industry.

Should be juicy. If I spent my formative years shaping Private Media Group I’d make sure to bang all the porn stars I could get my hands on, like Hailey Young. I’d probably call the book, “My Sex Adventures With Porn Pussy”. Don’t laugh. When you write your XXX memoirs you can call it whatever you want. This is my fake book!

Milton’s father started the company in 1965. It began as a porn mag but blossomed into the palace of pussy it is today. The only thing my dad ever started was a bag of chips that blossomed into an ulcer. He also claimed to have seen a UFO in our backyard. Sure dad. Have another Natty Ice. Anyway, Berth’s book should be something considering Private Media Group is Europe’s premier sex peddler. The book/movie combo is scheduled for release in 2013. Can’t wait!

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Porn Studio Eyeing Pro Fighting Sponsorship http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/03/porn-studio-eyeing-pro-fighting-sponsorship/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/03/porn-studio-eyeing-pro-fighting-sponsorship/#comments Tue, 03 Apr 2012 18:04:04 +0000 Chris Miller http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=7260 Everyone’s favorite porn studio is ready to step into the gaming spotlight. Brazzers is hoping to sponsor professional fighting game players and even hold events of their own. Xbiz reports that Brazzers’ director of special events, Rob Steele is ready to take the company from the XXX world to the gaming world. Is this a good thing? Read on and find out.

What does this mean for the porn studio? It could spell trouble considering that sex movies aren’t an all-age business and the gaming industry is. How does Steele plan on mixing adult entertainment famous for XXX films staring Rachel Roxxx with the FGC world that itself has been subject to much controversy?

The fighting gaming community is male dominated and recent sexual harassment charges facing some of its key players are now starting to surface. Brazzers may be a porn studio that shows chicks getting ass-fucked in their sex movies until they can’t walk straight, but at least there are no sexual harassment charges.

I’m on the fence about this possible XXX meets fighting partnership. Sex movies are sacred, man. Just because I have Bon Jovi on my iPod doesn’t mean I saw the Slippery When Wet Tour. What I’m trying to say is, Brazzers is a great porn studio but they may be ruining their reputation by sponsoring FGC events and fighters.

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Do Superheroes Have Sex? http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/02/do-superheroes-have-sex/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/02/do-superheroes-have-sex/#comments Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:49:26 +0000 Chris Miller http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=7253 Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Wolverine, even that green bastard Hulk, they all had women. But the question is, do they have sex with them? Can they have sex with them? With all that fine pussy being thrown at them, how do they not get busy? Ponder this XXX conundrum with me after the jump.

It’s assumed that Batman does his fare share of fucking because he’s just a rich guy in a suit. He probably gets warmed up by watching porn about bats. If there is such a thing. He’s probably a total acousticophile too. I’m thinking he’s a boob man, has a thing for cats. Although, I would too if Catwoman were constantly throwing her feline pussy at me.

What about Spiderman? Did he trap Mary Jane in his XXX web? The guy can shoot sticky substances from his hands, does that mean his cum is just as powerful? Can you swing from tall buildings on a string of Spiderman’s splooge. Wait, I just threw up in my mouth a little. Let’s move on. Daredevil and Elektra definitely got it on. Also in real life– Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are married and we know they’ve had sex because they have three kids. I think the X-Men were able to fuck. Except for Rogue because she’d kill anyone she had sex with. Poor girl. Now that leaves us with the king of all superheroes: Superman.

Sure he’s faster than a speeding bullet, but if he shot his load into Lois Lane, wouldn’t she die? Everything about the guy is enhanced so even if he did wear a condom when they fucked, it’d probably break every time he thrusted. Wonder Woman could probably handle his load. That’d make a great porn movie: Superman and Wonder Woman 69 To Save The Earth staring Delta White. Until that day comes, we’ll just have to settle for Batman getting all the pussy.

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