As soon as the tweet hit the net, TMZ reported that Stodden was never offered a contract with Playboy and that she made the whole thing up.

You’ve got to feel pretty damn low to get turned down by Playboy when you have the exact cookie cutter figure Hugh Heffner tends to feature in his magazine. But then again, Stodden is terribly annoying and even a bit too trashy for Playboy.

Luckily for her, she’s not the only one who has been rejected by Playboy. Here is a look at 7 other broads who have been given the thumbs down:

Kate Gosselin

Just because she had 8 kids, or 12, or whatever it was, doesn’t mean her body isn’t up to par! Have you seen her post plastic surgery? She actually looks pretty damn good! But that fact didn’t hurt her chances at posing for Playboy, it was actually Hef himself who said he had no interest in her for unknown reasons.

Audrina Patridge

Remember those topless pics that were “leaked” onto the internet. Well, Patridge actually hired someone to take those pics so she could send them into Playboy. Clearly Playboy didn’t like what they saw because they never published them or even offered her a gig.

Kelly Osbourne

Hef might actually be kicking himself in the ass right now because back in 2006 Osbourne said she would love to pose for Playboy. Hef said that she wouldn’t make the cut, which wasn’t very surprising because she was fat, ugly, and scary looking back then. Now she’s hot. I wonder if Hef would change his mind.

Bridget from The Girls Next Door

After a couple of failed test shots she got rejected from being a playmate. But, Hef still invited her into his brothel of babes. Clearly this rejection was a good thing. She’s now cashin’ out! $$$

Britney Spears

Well, she wasn’t exactly rejected per se. But Playboy reps said they would love to feature her…once she stoped being so cray cray. This was back in 2007 when she shaved her head.

A Real Housewife

Luann De Lesepps was all pissed off when her co-star announced she was doing Playboy. She went on a rant saying “How come no one asked me!”

Shirley Jones

The mom from “The Partridge Family” might be pushing 80, but that didn’t stop her from taking some super sexy test shots. Hef eventually rejected the pictures though because he was “expecting more nudity”. Even though the rejection was a diss, the fact that Hef wanted to see more nudity on a senior citizen has got to make a girl feel pretty damn good.

Believe it or not, back in the day there was no such thing as free porn online! Could you imagine!

So, people had to really use their imaginations when they wanted to masturbate.

Here is a look at a few different things people masturbated to before online porn existed:

Softcore porn on Cable:

If you were lucky enough to have cable, late night on Saturdays there was always a movie on Showtime that was somewhat softcore porn. You saw some steamy romp sessions and even boobs, but it’s nothing compared to what you can find today.

The Sims:

Computer geeks know exactly what I’m talking about! You could make your character have sex and then in return, you would masturbate to your Sims character having sex. SMH!

The Sears Catalogue:

Straight to the lingerie section and you can see chicks in bras, panties, and girdles! SEXY!

Romance Novels:

You can find them at your grandmother’s night table, or for 10 cents at the yard sale down the street. You might be scraping the bottom of the barrel here but don’t knock it until you try it. Fabio making love to a damsel in distress on the beach can sometimes do the trick.

Playboy:

There was a Playboy stash in every home, you just had to know where to find it. And once you found it, you were able to jerk off like mad to those 70’s bushes.

I know it doesn’t seem like much, but there was no other choice. Take a minute and realize how lucky you are to be able to get porn at your fingertips. Think about masturbating to pictures of Fabio in a romance novel, and realize you’ve got it made in the shade.

Lohan, who has previously posed for Playboy (let’s not forget), is starring alongside the porn star in an upcoming thriller where the script required them to film some x-rated scenes. This is nothing new for the porn star, however, he claims that he was the one who learned “things” from Lohan and that she helped him reach new levels of prowess.

He said, “Working with her was awesome. She’s super professional; super great. She’s a fantastic actress, it was really, really awesome. I feel like I learned a lot from her like in the scenes we did together, they were my stronger scenes.”

That’s got to be pretty flattering for Lohan. Someone that has sex on a regular basis and gets paid for it has got to be pretty damn good at their craft and to give props to a screen actress for her abilities is great credit.

So, what’s next for Lohan? Porn? Like I said before, she’s already done Playboy, so why not? It’s pretty much the same difference! She’s got the acting skills, she’s got the sex skills, and she’s got the look; she’s got the whole package.