Believe it or not, back in the day there was no such thing as free porn online! Could you imagine!

So, people had to really use their imaginations when they wanted to masturbate.

Here is a look at a few different things people masturbated to before online porn existed:

Softcore porn on Cable:

If you were lucky enough to have cable, late night on Saturdays there was always a movie on Showtime that was somewhat softcore porn. You saw some steamy romp sessions and even boobs, but it’s nothing compared to what you can find today.

The Sims:

Computer geeks know exactly what I’m talking about! You could make your character have sex and then in return, you would masturbate to your Sims character having sex. SMH!

The Sears Catalogue:

Straight to the lingerie section and you can see chicks in bras, panties, and girdles! SEXY!

Romance Novels:

You can find them at your grandmother’s night table, or for 10 cents at the yard sale down the street. You might be scraping the bottom of the barrel here but don’t knock it until you try it. Fabio making love to a damsel in distress on the beach can sometimes do the trick.

Playboy:

There was a Playboy stash in every home, you just had to know where to find it. And once you found it, you were able to jerk off like mad to those 70’s bushes.

I know it doesn’t seem like much, but there was no other choice. Take a minute and realize how lucky you are to be able to get porn at your fingertips. Think about masturbating to pictures of Fabio in a romance novel, and realize you’ve got it made in the shade.

The cat is out of the bag guys! Women do watch porn, whether you like it or not! Most of you are pleasantly surprised to hear this news and some of you are pissed right off. Just because we watch porn doesn’t mean we’re not going to have sex with you so don’t get your panties in a twist.

Who knew men and women were so much a like! But then again, the reasoning for women watching porn is a hell of a lot different than why men watch it.

Let’s take a look at the top 10 reasons why women watch porn:

1. Curiosity.

There is all this hype around porn these days and even though porn is considered “taboo” for women, our curiosity to see what it’s all about is enough to get us on board. Whether it’s the desire to see a Kim K sex tape, or a midget and a fatty going at it, when we’re curious to watch something, we’re gonna watch it.

2. To Get Off.

This is clearly the number one reason for men to watch porn, but it’s number two for women. Believe it or not, most women are prone to a little masturbation session here and there and a lot of women out there are just as visual as men and need a little help when they want to get off.

3. To Learn New Moves.

It’s hard to compete with the chicks on porn. They are extremely sexually adventurous (not that I’m hating or anything) and our men expect us to be up with the times when it comes to anal sex and cream pies. For some women who aren’t that cray in the bedroom, it helps to watch porn stars getting it on to learn the new tricks of the trade.

4. To Compare.

There are two different comparisons women do when watching porn. They compare their own body to the body of the porn star; from their aeriola size, to what their labia looks like. The other thing they compare is the men in porn to the men they’re fucking in real life. Of course dick size is something we compare, but we’re more about the motion of the ocean, if you know what I mean.

5. Hot Guys.

Shirtless, bottomless guys with big dicks. That is all.

6. To Kill Time.

Sometimes your just bored and have nothing else to do.

7. To Get In The Mood.

Many women use porn to jump start things. Sometimes we do it before we go out on a date or before a booty call. It just helps us relax and also helps us to feel more sexual. Also, after a good masturbation session a lot of women feel more confident in themselves.

8. It’s His

You’re on your man’s computer and he forgot to close the browser. The last site he was on was Orgasm.com and his entire history of viewing pleasure is in your hands. You start perusing his history to see what he’s into and what turns him on.

9. To Explore Fantasies.

A lot of women aren’t comfortable with telling their partner about their deepest and darkest fantasies so what do they do? They keep them bottle’d up and explore them alone. Which I guess is better than doing nothing about them at all, but still, women should be comfortable and confident enough to tell their partners about their fantasies.

10. Penises.

During her performance, she told the concert audience how impressed she was by the XXX stores she had visited earlier in the day, it even inspired a new song for her next album. Her comments have already become a youtube sensation online, boasting hundreds of thousands of views.

Her remarks didn’t go unnoticed by local business owners however. A leading porn distributor in the area has offered Lady Gaga a year worth of high quality porn of all sorts. Knudsen from AEBN network made the following comment to the celebrity sex star: ”We think she’ll enjoy being able to take over 100,000 titles—straight, gay and everything in-between—on the road with her. Since she was so impressed by a sex shop here, we can’t wait to show her what North Carolina’s online entertainment options have in store for her.”

Knudsen encouraged Gaga to check out their company at her next opportunity and jumped on the remarks the star had made. Apparently, the innovative porn company has no problem providing gaga with free sex materials and wants to be able to provide Gaga with as much inspiration as possible.