Orgasm.com » Monica Sweetheart http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog Orgasm Free Porn Blog Tue, 05 Aug 2014 19:00:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 My First MILF Memory http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/01/30/my-first-milf-memory/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/01/30/my-first-milf-memory/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:33:29 +0000 Chris Miller http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=6786 Everyone remembers their first encounter with a MILF. This is mine:

When I was little I used to play soccer. I wasn’t by any means good at it, nor did I think I could make a career out of it but my coach’s wife was smoking hot and it made practices more interesting when she was around. Mrs. Kiffen was younger than our coach, not younger by a few years, younger by 12 years. That’s a big age gap when your coach is 34. She was only 11 years older than the kids her husband coached! The girls on the team loved her because she knew who they were drooling over in their Tiger Beat magazines. The guys on the team loved her too because she had big tits, blonde hair and looked like a super model.

Nowadays with all the Milf Videos on porn tubes like Orgasm.com I wouldn’t need to picture Mrs. Kiffen handing out Gatorade on the sidelines to get a stiffy. Back then, we didn’t even have the internet at my house. The closest thing I ever came to seeing a pair of tits was when I was eight. On a family vacation to New Jersey, we were driving through Newark after a Devil’s game, got lost and my dad pulled up to some corner broads and asked for directions. These women were more than courteous and directed us back to our hotel. One of them was even more accommodating and raised her top so that my brother and I in the back seat could get a glimpse of her tits. My mother screamed. The moral of this story is, don’t take your kids on vacation to New Jersey in the late 80s.

Right, back to Mrs. Kiffen. All the boys on the team would lose their minds when she was around. It was impossible not to have a boner during soccer practice. Here’s the kicker, Mrs. Kiffen was somebody’s mother. She’d just given birth to a little girl that would sleep soundly on the sidelines during our soccer games. Our coach had married his hot wife and her giant tits when she was 20. The term MILF wasn’t around yet but I know now, that’s what she was. Sadly, she’s not anymore. My brother said he ran into her back home and she looked like someone beat Cameron Diaz with a haggard stick. Her daughter however, according to my brother is a dead ringer for Monica Sweetheart and he considered jerking off to her when he got home but decided against it and watched some sex videos of the real porn star. That’s my brother for you. A real class act.

Anyway, I’d like to thank Mrs. Kiffen for all the boner material she provided me with until my parents sprang for dial up and I was able to secretly download sex videos to the family computer and name them things like “John Elway Passing Record”. Oh, and here’s another pic of Monica Sweetheart for good measure.

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