Orgasm.com » midget porn http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog Orgasm Free Porn Blog Tue, 05 Aug 2014 19:00:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Chuy Bravo is a Porn Star? http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2010/03/17/chuy-bravo-porn-star/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2010/03/17/chuy-bravo-porn-star/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:10:21 +0000 glennb http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=919 So my wife and I are watching Chelsea Lately last night, as we often do, and Chelsea makes an off-the-cuff comment responding to round-tabler Scott Wolf’s off-the-cuff comment about Chelsea side-kick Chuy’s involvement in porn. I looked at my wife and said “What the fuck? Are they being serious? Why don’t I know about this…?!”

Sure enough the shit hits my desk today when I walk in but what upsets me most about it is that Perez Hilton, who I cannot stand nor embolden, blogged about it first. That’s just inexcusable. My contacts and porno hit-people and hundreds of Twitter feeds are all getting a nasty, nasty letter from me today.

So anyway. Yes, Chuy is a certified porn star. I have the great displeasure of announcing that not only have I seen Chuy’s very small, ok yeah he’s a little person…but he’s a little LITTLE person, penis, but I can also add that i’ve seen his money shot. And I’m really not that happy about it. Damn my eyes and all recollection of that horror.

I know that’s not really fair, but some people you want to see get naked and have sex, and some people you do not want to see get naked and have sex. And really it has nothing to do with how attractive a person might be. Not to me at least. Chuy is the funny little side kick to Chelsea Handlers bitch protagonist. He is the lowly “shit upon” who only regains respect when he finally exclaims “BLEEP you BITCH!” And Chelsea ultimately laughs. You see? It’s the hero / downtrodden syndrome we’re dealing with here! You don’t want to be a part of anything having to do with the bedroom in this type of situation. I will, however, say that the little spanish speaking number he gets fully busy with in one of the eps is stupid hot.

The adult films, or rather adult “episodes” Chuy has been a part of are from the Sleazegroin Theater series and can be found with the easiest of google searches. HOWEVER. We here at Orgasm.com always aim to please and want to deliver on all your free internet porn needs REGARDLESS of ones personal taste of particular lack thereof. That is why you may find an episode of Chuy’s Big Adventure here. Or, you could always click here instead.

But be warned. The things I have seen cannot be unseen. And I would give my kingdom for a friendly do over, or a Web Soup Palette Cleanser.

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