In celebration of the man powered month of Movember we are bringing out all things hairy on our Movember porn celebration!

In the beginning there was porn and the people saw that it was good and very, very, hairy.

To free porn viewers today this sort of hairy porn would be considered borderline fetish. With porn stars back then, it was just another day with another lay.

Interracial sex was far more taboo, don’t worry though, we found some Movember heroes of the 1970′s interracial porn movement.

Ahh mustaches, they instantly make a man a little more manly. Take this guy for example.

Do you think he’d have the cohones to cut the panties off this blonde slut if he didn’t have guy grass growing across his face? Hell no!

Now for a few porn-stache kings.

Ron Jeremy is obviously king of  porn and has a mustache that’s as hairy as the rest of his body.

Next up is John Holmes, the first horse hung man of porn. Although Ron Jeremy has a more well known name today, in the seventies and eighties, John Holmes was more well known than Ronald Reagan.

Mickey G is next on the list. He’s an Italian stallion and has been galloping his thick cock into pornstar pussies since 1995.

Mr. Marcus is the closer for our porn star mustache salute. With his strong attitude and slim mustache and goatee combo, he is representing all the adult film stars with testosterone thatches on their faces.

We hope the porn watchers battling away at the big C are heartened by our small tribute to the the mustache wearing men of porn.

These men have to bare it all, get their assholes bleached and keep their back strong (and waxed) in order to hold up the legs of the hot girls of the adult film world.

Obviously Ron Jeremy is the king of the dick swingers. He give fat, hairy, short men everywhere hope.

True he’s well hung, but so are a lot of other guys out there. What he has that they don’t is staying power in a fickle industry. Ron Jeremy has cross over appeal and often has guest staring roles on television and non adult films. He really is the face of porn (we’re not actually sure if that’s a good thing).

Peter North is another legend among porn watchers. He’s a successful Canadian actor, yet we don’t see his name on the northern walk of fame.

North has acted in, produced and directed tons of porn throughout the years. He’s also a published author of a memoir called “Penetrating Insights”. Good title!

John Holmes is next on the list. Back in the day he was the Elvis Presley of porn, known for his fifteen inch cock, can do attitude and love of sex.

The late Holmes was the first uncut porn actor to make it in America (go turtle necks!). There have been movies and books written about Holmes and his seedy private life.

Who’s that old guy getting blown by that hot blond? Dick Nasty’s his name, sex is his game. For a senior citizen, Mr. Nasty sure gets around.

Dick didn’t even start his career until he was in his thirties, now he’s in his sixties and still going strong. Like Ron Jeremy, Dick Nasty give all the old geezers hope of fucking young hotties.

Voodoo is next on the list, otherwise known as Mr. Nicole Sheridan. This guy bagged him a hot pornstar wife and he’s acted in over 500 adult films.

He’s an up and cummer in the world of porn and we give him a thumbs up.

Flash Brown is next on our list. Why? Part of the reason is because he’s got so much swagger and attitude on screen.

Sure the guy is hung like a horse and fit, but so are a lot of guys in porn. We’re giving him kudos because he never tries to hide it when he feels like “the man”.

See that guy licking the pussy? That’s Dave Hardman, the hardest working guy in porn.

We couldn’t find a photo of him where his face isn’t buried in some woman’s vagina. For all of his lady licking skills, Dave has made the list. Strong work Hardman!

To the men who get it up for the girls of porn, thanks! From America!