Produced by Wicked Pictures, directed by Brad Armstrong, and starring Nadya Suleman (as coached by porn star Jessica Drake) “Octomom: Home Alone” will likely be Octomom’s magnum opus. We can only hope it’ll be her last foray into the porn industry.

After all, she already posed topless back in March. More recently she’s been working on her masturbation porno.

Of course, now that it’s released, Octomom’s been a busy little bee promoting it. In fact, she made a bit of a splash recently on Howard Stern’s show. She even rode the sybian. This is, of course, the true mark of a porn star. Octomom, now in the ranks of such great women as Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, and Bree Olson.

Let’s all just look at Jessica Drake now. Mmmkay, better.

Accounts say that Brad Armstrong and porn star girlfriend Jessica Drake helped Octomom get in the mood by showing her some porn. She clearly enjoyed it.

Octomom then tried on a variety of different outfits and, reportedly, got some great advice from Jessica Drake. Speaking of the shoot, Nadya said, “I owe a lot to Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake; she opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined.”

Of course, the shoot comes just days after Nadya filed for bankruptcy who says that “the only dream I have is to buy a safe home for my family” when asked about plans for the money.

EDIT: We’re really sorry we made you look at all those pictures of Octomom. Here, have a look at Jessica Drake instead. You’ve earned it. Feel free to forget all about Octomom from now on. That is, until the next trainwreck.

A word of warning!! I am a Lady Gaga fan.

Yeah I know. I wasn’t happy about it to begin with. But like a lot of things that get stuck in your head, it just takes over, consumes your thoughts and eats away at your soul, until finally you succumb to the sugary pop substance and give in to its every whim. Lady Gaga ate my heart…and then she ate my brain. (That’s a song quote slick).

So with that caveat of sorts aside, the big to do on the internet right now (taking up TWO of Twitters top 10 trending topics), is the premiere of her latest video (or short film as it were) “Telephone,” featuring: Beyoncé. A fantastic little piece that picks up from where her “Paparazzi” video left off and careens through a women’s prison with the return of Kill Bill’s “Pussy Wagon,” a murderous spree in a cafe and enough inspiration from Thelma & Louise and Natural Born Killers to keep even you non Gaga-believers interested.

But within the mix of badass prison babes you’ll find cameos by Wicked Pictures’ Jessica Drake and Alektra Blue strutting their sex across the screen. Of the experience Drake Twittered: “…to be so close to her while she shot it, to see her dance & sing & feel her energy, I’ll never forget it.”

I already liked the pop star, but this just makes me like her more!