It would be naive to think Courtney Stodden didn’t have breast implants before her latest, so called, “first” boob job. This girl has been rocking a perfect set of huge tits for years, and if they were real, then it’s a damn shame that she took it upon herself to change perfection. Really though, her previous boobs were as fake as her age. 18? More like 40. Look at her crows feet!

If there’s one thing we can agree on at Orgasm.com however, it’s that Courtney Stodden looks like a pornstar. Take a look at Nikki Benz in our Pornstar Directory. Can you really tell the difference between the two? I know, I know, it’s hard to concentrate on either of their faces, but even if you look hard, they’ve both had so much plastic surgery that they basically look the same.

The phenomena of the hot blonde with huge tits was started by Marilyn Monroe back in the 1960s. But if check out Marilyn, she’s not under 100 pounds like Courtney Stodden. She couldn’t be – she needed some weight to rock D Cups. Pamela Anderson was the woman who popularized breast implants, showing you could go fake and stay famous, and even have anal sex with a rock star like Tommy Lee. Pamela’s fame hasn’t waned either, despite being a box office flop, and starring in one of the worst TV shows of all time – VIP.

So the lesson here is that cosmetic enhancement will return on its investment and make you a ton of money as a model. Unfortunately for Courtney Stodden, Playboy turned down her public offer to appear nude for them. Apparently she’s too SLEAZY, even for Playboy.

Above, you’ll see Courtney Stodden’s ass hanging out of a thong bikini. This comes off as a desperate attempt to hold on to minor fame and lure the paparazzi in to photograph her. Hell, we wouldn’t have been interested, but her new breasts are hypnotizing. See if you can look at them for more than a minute without going cross-eyed? We can’t.

If you’re a porn fan, and since you’re here I’m assuming most of you are, the example Stodden is setting for America’s young women is a good one. Imagine a world where all women had breast implants, and worked hard on their appearance. It would look like this orgy porn video starring Penny Flame and friends.

So in conclusion, God Bless Courtney Stodden. She’s a hot whore who looks like a pornstar, and she has the rest of California turning to plastic surgery to please their boyfriends. Being one of those boyfriends I’m going to stop asking why and start grabbing tits like it’s Mardi Gras.

Gord McCord out!

After the success of that last post, we thought it might be time to review the subject so today we’re bringing you 5 porn stars who went under the knife and we’re asking you to choose whether  they looked better before or after surgery.

First up is Hungarian porn star Aletta Ocean. She snuck onto the scene with these tiny tits but soon transformed not only her breasts but her lips as well.

What do you think? Do you like Aletta better before or after?

Next we have Sunrise Adams who started as a small-town girl in East Texas. When she first started in porn, she looked just like you’d imagine any small-town girl from East Texas to look like, complete with small tits.

However, pretty soon she was signed to Vivid Entertainment and little ol’ Sunrise Adams was yet another blonde bombshell with fake tits.

Maya Gates is yet another porn star who made a pretty radical transformation. Here  she is with natural tits and curly hair doing what only comes natural to a girl just starting out in the business: having a MMF threesome.

Maya soon joined our list of Hungarian porn stars with a little extra when she went in for surgery to up the va va voom. Did she succeed?

Layla Jade has been known to dominate the screen. And, for someone who spent their teen years practicing until they’d be old enough to star in porn, you can definitely see where the practice went. Check out a young Layla Jade.

Now look at Layla Jade. She seems to have done all her growing on her chest.

Last but certainly not least we bring you the queen of porn stars: Jenna Jameson. Of course, her improved-upon breasts have become almost as much of a household name as she is. It turns out Jenna wasn’t really fond of her implants after all and had them removed when she quit the porn industry in 2007. Let’s look at Jenna in all her porn star glory.

And let’s see her now. What do you think? Are you as happy with her new (old) breasts as she is?

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