Armchair movie critics are everywhere, but how many of them have you watched deepthroat a massive cock? Or Lick a pussy so well that you wish you could give them an Academy Award for their performance? We’ll just assume not too many of them. That’s all about to change though, some of the best and hottest Pornstars from Vivid Entertainment gave a few of their predictions and now we have them here for you.

Ash Hollywood

Best Picture-Gravity
Best Actor-Leonardo DiCaprio
Best Actress-Sandra Bullock
Best Director-Martin Scorsese

Ashley Blue

Best Picture – 12 Years a Slave
Best Actor – Bruce Dern for Nebraska
Best Actress – Amy Adams for American Hustle
Best Director – Martin Scorsese for The Wolf of Wall Street

Brandy Aniston

Best Picture – The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Actor – Matthew McConaughey
Best Actress – Sandra Bullock
Best Director – Martin Scorsese for The Wolf of Wall Street

Kendall Karson 

Best Picture – The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Actor – Matthew McConaughey
Best Actress – Sandra Bullock
Best Director – Martin Scorsese

Mary Carey

Best Picture – American Hustle
Best Actor – Christian Bale
Best Actress – Amy Adams
Best Direcor – David O. Russell

Penny Paxx

Best Picture – Gravity
Best Actor – Leonardo DiCaprio
Best Actress – Amy Adams
Best Director – David O. Russell

Savanna Samson

Best Picture – Gravity
Best Actor – Matthew McConaughey
Best Actress – Meryl Streep
Best Director – Alfonso Cuaron

So, do you agree with any of the pornstars choices? I think what we can all agree on is that although some of their choices might be great, they should stick to what they do best, Porn! Don’t forget, you can find these girls and tons of other pornstars free porn videos on Orgasm.com!

With a little help from Howard Stern and a cameo by Machete lead man Danny Trejo, the video has already hit over a million views since being posted on November 7, 2012.

The video is light and fun, but the real star is Lupe who knows how to flaunt her sexy bod!

Check the music video for yourself here.

There is a sex Genie and he’s giving you the option of banging Brittany Spears or Gauge, who are you going to go for? Ok, well if it’s up to those two, I think most people who know Gauge would go with her. That star is a real champ and has a hot face, especially in comparison with the beat body and average mug of Spears.

You choose. Would you rather have this?

The lovely Gauge

Or this?

Britney Spears

Yeah…the choice seems pretty clear. What if you’ve got Kim Kardashian and Jenna Jameson though? Jenna is over the hill now and appears to have a lot of emotional baggage. Plus playing the bongoes on Kim’s ass cheeks would get you free beers and high fives at most bars.

Play the bongoes, or…

Kim Kardashian

Hold her when she starts crying.

Jenna Jameson

The last thing to consider is the actual sex. Who’s going to be a better fuck? Will Lindsay Lohan try really hard to give you a good blow job?  More likely the slob will fall asleep while you’re pounding away. Unlike Lela Star, who will be bending over backwards (literally) to make sure you cum like a rocket.

Is she going to work  at getting you off?

Classy Lindsay Lohan

Or will she?

Lela Star

At the end of the day, bragging rights are one thing, but when it comes to an actual good time in the sack, a porn star is always the best bet.

Interestingly, her sudden transition into the adult world came with a cash amount, she couldn’t refuse. Let’s not beat around the bushes, money was the major motivator in order to get Tila to sign onto the deal. Recently, it’s been reported the financial crisis Tila’s incurred, and i bet this deal made the pint size pornstar a happy taker.

It seems the porn starlet began her celebrations, purchasing a new baby blue Lamborghini, and took to her twitter account to boast about her purchase. The money used to purchase the car was apparently an up front payout from the company that produced her movie.

It’s not surprising to see Tila transition into the adult movie world. Tila has been in numerous male magazines posing nude and made several home sex videos, all available online might i add. Given her past, its only makes sense to see Tila move in the porn direction and this will be her fist role in an actual porn movie. The title of the film, and the name of the production company that produced the porn have yet to be released.

]]> 0 http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2010/03/16/burning-angel-now-filming-bartenders/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2010/03/16/burning-angel-now-filming-bartenders/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:02:25 +0000 glennb http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=914 First thing interesting; Burning Angel is in the news again so fast (yeah I talk about them a lot). Second interesting thing; this isn’t an announcement about another fucking porn parody. Which is awesome.

There’s a great movie about the restaurant server industry called “Waiting.” Mostly casting comedians you can tell it’s somebody’s life story put into a readable timetable and formulated for the big screen. Much like “Clerks” of its day.

Well I heard today that Joanna Angel just wrapped her new skin flick called ‘Bartenders’ which promises to be a porno version of ‘Coyote Ugly.’ Only better.

That doesn’t sound too hard. Lots of tattoos…booze…pierced appendages…and raunchy mouths. Voila! You put it all into a slew (at least 6) of sexy situations and slam it up with some hardcore sex and you’ve got a hit. Not to mention that its title doesn’t have a number after it.

Good for you Joanna!

A word of warning!! I am a Lady Gaga fan.

Yeah I know. I wasn’t happy about it to begin with. But like a lot of things that get stuck in your head, it just takes over, consumes your thoughts and eats away at your soul, until finally you succumb to the sugary pop substance and give in to its every whim. Lady Gaga ate my heart…and then she ate my brain. (That’s a song quote slick).

So with that caveat of sorts aside, the big to do on the internet right now (taking up TWO of Twitters top 10 trending topics), is the premiere of her latest video (or short film as it were) “Telephone,” featuring: Beyoncé. A fantastic little piece that picks up from where her “Paparazzi” video left off and careens through a women’s prison with the return of Kill Bill’s “Pussy Wagon,” a murderous spree in a cafe and enough inspiration from Thelma & Louise and Natural Born Killers to keep even you non Gaga-believers interested.

But within the mix of badass prison babes you’ll find cameos by Wicked Pictures’ Jessica Drake and Alektra Blue strutting their sex across the screen. Of the experience Drake Twittered: “…to be so close to her while she shot it, to see her dance & sing & feel her energy, I’ll never forget it.”

I already liked the pop star, but this just makes me like her more!